You gotta risk it for the biscuit

Afternoon decompression

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Beautiful day today!

TGIF, cute boys in my phone

Sameeeee. And I’ve already checked out of work mentally.

Why aren’t you already asleep??

Gay lube doing its part for world peace

Straight people lube is THE WORST. It’s so disgusting. CVS usually has the Platinum Wet that isn’t terrible. See if you can exchange! 😅

That’s not TOO bad, but definitely close to bedtime

On a weeknight?!

Hiiiii

Crazy hot, you mean? 🔥 (as in attractiveness, not temperature)

Not quite warm enough for the pool yet. But reading poolside is the reset needed today.

Work Out ☑️
Get Coffee ☑️
Survive Friday at Work 🔲

Picked up heavy(-ish) things and put them back down again this morning.

Endearing

Unhinged

The real battle will be getting the tickets in French. Assuming we even get the opportunity

Me trying to navigate the pre-registration site in French 😵‍💫. But I’m in.

Heated Rivalry but with F1? Sign me up. 🏳️‍🌈🏎️

Remember before Grindr, it was Adam4Adam and OkCupid?

Were there the photos posted? I only focus on one 🥵

It’s a better morning now 🥵😘

It’s not even Wednesday and I’m already over this week.

Yeah. Trade-in values be damned. I reserved a Rivian R2 a year ago, just waiting for it to come out.

But what if you bought one before he went nuts? 🥺

a woman says i would like to see it ALT: a woman says i would like to see it

Wait. I wanna see now.

Good Saturday morning, peoples