“That’s why we Lutherans use grape Kool-Aid for the blood of Christ”

No one:

Not a soul:

Me: I just really love Aida!

Go to bed

with chicago pope it's italian beefing

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

Counterpoint:

I am now ten times older than this kiddo

I am so happy for you

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

However much we love Emma Thompson, it's not enough.

Maybe now I’ll stop getting targeted ads on YouTube about how healthy he is and how I should follow his diet of MEAT

Happy birthday to Renée Taylor: The actress who played Fran Drescher's mom was part of the cohort that basically invented modern improv comedy and Barbra Streisand opened for HER

HAIL TO THE ORANGE HAIL TO THE BLUE HAIL ALMA MATER EVER SO TRUE (so truuuuue) WE LOVE NO OTHER SO LET OUR MOTTO BE VICTORY ILLINOIS(sssssssss) VARSITY 🧡💙

a man in a white shirt is talking to another man in a room ALT: a man in a white shirt is talking to another man in a room

I always knew Ryan would come back for us!

Does Candiace really think she played this game well? Did she even know what game she was playing?!

I would be so embarrassed if I were her

Alysia Liu at 13 after her first national title

You did it, girl!

I don’t think I will ever have the words to describe what I feel like right now but I know that it has been since 1992 since I’ve felt anything close

THE MEDAL DROUGHT IS OVER!

Me: This might be the first year I don’t hate any of the best picture nominees!

Them: F1?

Me: Ah fuck

@dyancflores.bsky.social sent this to me and I have been laughing/crying for five minutes

Borat because of men’s figure skating

How I broke it down for a non-skating person last night:

Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.

You ever sit back and just think about what an enormous impact puppets have had on your life? It’s pretty wild if you really give it some thought.

Just a thought, but if your spread eagle doesn’t look as sharp, effortless and daring as Boitano’s, then please do not include it in your program.

Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams

I said essentially the same thing during Nagano