My sleep deprived brain keeps thinking it’s Friday and it’s a horrible realisation when I remember that is isn’t :(

I love that “I’m a teapot” is a valid HTTP response status code, fighting the urge to use it 😂😂

If you message me from a faceless profile on Grindr, I will fuck with you until you send one 😂

Visual Basic is an experience 😂

Is it Friday yet 😴

I cannot take Java seriously when it calls things beans 😂

Starting a project in Java, what a blast from the past 😂

Managed to get this right as they were coming out of the oven 😁

I have been drinking and am sleepy 😴

Why do 4 day work weeks feel longer than 5 day work weeks

Project Managers at work fighting over my time… it’s nice to feel wanted 😂

Keep thinking about how the priest was like “and now I will perform the exorcism” and then went on about casting out demons from my 4 month old niece…. That didn’t happen at the other christenings I’ve been to 🧐

God Westworld is so good, never gets old

Because it’s Easter 😛

Socialising is so exhausting 😴

Bonus pic of me in the suit 😛

Off to church for Easter Sunday (for a christening) let’s hope I don’t burst into flames on entry 😂

So a common request we are seeing is that website should be built with AI first in mind, not humans 😂 what is this world 😂

I have somehow managed to get Apple Music into a position where it’s autoplayed this for me 😂

Humans really struggle with the concept that not everyone likes exactly what you like huh 😂

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Words cannot express how excited I am to play this after work 😁

Sexistential really is just incredible

Time for a rewatch of this I think 😁

Yay I am now nice and blonde again 😁

My ability to lose a pen I had 10 seconds ago should be studied 😂

I mean, as gutting as that is, Star Trek tho

There is nothing else in this life like spending hours debugging code to realise you forgot a trailing slash somewhere 🙃

Love that even after I provided evidence that dotnet 10 does exist, Gemini insisted that the latest version was 8 and refused to help… yep AI is the future 😂

Just finished season 2 of Foundation….. wow

Came home to a recall for my car… apparently due to a manufacturing error, sometimes the wheels can come off while driving….. what 😂