I had 2 martinis and now the bf is making me rearrange all the furniture

My secret baking account

Nothing lately, lots of busy work. But lots of wedding cakes coming soon!

I keep the professional baking over on instagram if anyone wants to see
(just don’t tell them about my bluesky 😅)

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A shave, a haircut, and leg day

a screenshot of a video game that says put away on the bottom right ALT: a screenshot of a video game that says put away on the bottom right

Listening to the wind waker soundtrack while running my errands. Strongly recommend

I’m gonna say…my department was perfect at least😅

Might steal for my new banner 😂

Over caffeinated but there’s so much to doooo

a cartoon of the krusty krab restaurant with a spongebob character in front of it ALT: a cartoon of the krusty krab restaurant with a spongebob character in front of it

Oh goody

Ughhh I’ll do my taxes tomorrow if you do yours

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Incredible if he dies before he can pardon any of his henchmen

Which of you put me on the schedule for a Saturday shift?! 😠 (it was me)

I may have gotten back into an old text-based detective game from childhood.
Cut to me physically mapping out a labyrinth

A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"

Today's the day.

Image of Daisy (from super Mario) holding a gun with text that reads "I do not support all gay men. Some of you bitches are very transphobic"

Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ here's your reminder that I'm not a safe person to share your transphobia with ✨

My toxic trait at work is that if I have a bad day, I will spend the whole day loudly threatening to quit to anyone who will listen

First time I’ve ever had Gengar and Alakazam instead of a Haunter and Kadabra 😅

Kabuto and omanyte! I’m gonna carve aerodactyl next

Did you pick the helix fossil or the dome fossil?

My weekly public appearance

a panda bear is standing in a kitchen talking to chefs ALT: a panda bear is standing in a kitchen talking to chefs

This work day will not enddddd

For this and Wind Waker….I’m getting close to caving

Yes!! She’s my new favorite person ever

A quick trip to NY (possibly my new favorite broadway show)

Oh digital circus is killing me! Glitch is too good at this