the kid with infinite unrealized potential

some things just ain't never been meant to be. like anything good and my life. and it's important to accept these things as they're revealed

"oh yeah? could a chungus do this?" i ask before cracking a 16 oz Pabster in the shower

guy on discord, ordering doordash for the third time this week: "yeah i think i'm gonna build a house next summer"

@txbk.bsky.social

maybe i'm just the sum of all my mistakes wrongdoings and regrets

always remember to thank god for the Democrats before bed because who else would back a genocide, defend billionaires, and raise police budgets in a super cool based woke way? never forget how lucky you are

"when'd everybody become some kind of expert in my life?" and other lyrics that were written about my life by other people

Note to Self Emerson Woolf & the Wishbones · Note to Self · Song · 2025

open.spotify.com/track/4LEJcn...

stupid fuckin shitty fuckin job, stupid fuckin shitty fuckin life

it's really awesome how much my dumbass self isn't cut out to live the life i built for myself

can't wait to get 17th at the south carolina melee arcadian and never touch a gamecube controller again :3

if the good lord above didn't want me to drink 64oz of beer and then drive home she wouldn't have made ice cold mugs of 32oz draught beer only accessible after driving to a restaurant with a drive to get back home

everybody tough until the 5/5 first strike, trample, lifelink hits the board on turn 4

good news: this is as good as things will ever be for the rest of your life ❤️

i got too woke at melon melee 4 and they canceled me :(

no, it sounds badass tho

oops all nazis

dude the posts on the app by nazis for nazis are just too good like you don't understand. i just need to make sure the nazi guy gets my ad revenue the posts are just that important to me

folk punk that makes me want to keep living Playlist · June Sternbach · 38 items

anytime in my life that i’m at my lowest, folk punk music has always been there for me. its been hard lately with the current fascist regime, i figured i’d put together a little playlist for myself, or anyone else that wanted to check it out. i’ve been doxxed one million times i don’t care anymore

like maybe i'm wrong for being a doomer, but the "vote for me to stop fascism" party sicks the state on you for getting out of line just as fast as the guys they're supposedly stopping. oppressing the ppl, sucking off billionaires, and funding genocide; the three bipartisan issues in this cournry

the resistance party doesn't resist, the opposition party doesn't oppose. those meant to stop fascism call the police on any public demonstration jist as quickly as the fascists do. sorry for thinking that things won't get better under either of the two parties that want comfy rich over happy poor

listening to someone talk and realizing they would've made a great nazi. listening to them talk some more and realizing that they lowkey already do

it's my birthday today and you're hitting me with ban talks that's fucked up. also i highkey work tomorrow unfortunately so i'm a weekend warrior

you wouldn't do this to me on my literal actual birthday would you?

^ this user plays peach

which take do you have issue with?

if your takes about the game are bad enough we should ban you from the scene. no, donkey kong is not hype just because he's seen less often. no, floaties don't deserve equal rights. yes, we have to do something about ice climbers, there's two of them and that's not fair

everyone else in my life would handle my schedule better than me, no one in my life cares to work around the fucked up schedule i have, and i'm the piece of shit for being annoyed about it. spraying my mouth silver, screaming witness me, and making modern art of the matter in my skull