Every time the Dodgers lose, Decoy doesn't get another book deal. #ThingsYouCanBetOn

The MAGA seams are starting to unravel 🥰

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Labor Secretary Resigns
FBI Director on Defense for Being a Drunk
AOC Owns RFK
Virginia Makes MAGA Cry

The Christian doctrine states that the Lord Almighty would want you to take control of your own destiny and use a hammer and a flathead screwdriver.🪛 🔨

America's back baby! Down with MAGA!! Can you see the people voting? Voting the votes of fed up constituents.

Cal's Big Dump #4 of the season #goms

Maybe if Nolan can throw a CGSO 🤔

But never gets the W WTFM

How can you not 💜 the Rox this season? Rooting all the way for Colo to break 500 at the end of Sept.

As my kid's favorite book series would say, "Supa sad!"

We're off to rip up the Constitution
The Constitution of the United States

If ever a corrupt biz there was
To line the pockets of his because
Because because because because
Because of all the illegal things he does

MAGA regime song lyrics: Liars, drunks, philanderers oh my! Liars, drunks, philanders oh my! Follow the orange blockhead. Follow the orange blockhead. Follow follow follow follow. Follow the orange blockhead.

What a puppet!! Warsh 👎👎

And 3 month later Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer resigns. Don't come back home Lori. Oregon doesn't want your MAGA misconduct ways.

Every time please. Great game Ms!!!

*lawnmower box for scale

She's a twin. Always felt bad for her sister.

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C'mon Ms, do anything. One measly base on balls. Anything please.

The origin of junk food, rutting through garbage
Tasty but worthless, dogs eat their own shit
We're doin' the cockroach, yeah
-Isaac Fuckin' Brock Modest Mouse

IMO Spaceballs The Search for More Money is a better title than Spaceballs The New One.

It's gonna be a very long season.

W are far and few between so when you get one only one thing to do. #Strut

Can you please tell me if this roster is correct.

Thank you

*After the draft, the Fire announced a trade with the Connecticut Sun, sending Chloe Bibby and a future draft pick to Connecticut in exchange for UConn big Serah Williams.

Oregon State Freshman Pitcher Tyler Bellerose Injured in Automobile Accident Earlier today, rumors swirled on social media that an unnamed Oregon State student-athlete suffered an automobile accident. Several hours after Oregon State an

Please keep Oregon State freshman pitcher Tyler Bellerose in your prayers.

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For a second, I thought this was a chart of every homer Weathers has given up in tonight's game.