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Actual footage of that useless shithead Jake Tapper right now.

Rapture theology - a Christian idea made up in the 1800’s, reinvigorated in the 1990’s - was terrifying as a child / youth. I feel sorry for all the kids caught up in their parent’s cult as the latest “rapture date” makes the news again.

Canceled my Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN+ bundle today because of Kimmel. Looks like no UFC for me for a while.

I don't care if Jon Jones, Cocain McGregor, or whoever else is on that White House card. I ain't watchin that shit. #ufc

This is a terrible fight. I've never seen someone do less with this many takedowns. Zero submission threats, ticky tack shots for 5 rounds. #ufc319

Russian fighters are ruining the sport of MMA. #ufc #ufc319

Neil Magny getting a TKO is like a glitch in the Matrix. #ufcVegas108

"Please stop taking incredible offers from Meta".

The UFC has had a lot of terrible cards, but the lineup for this one might be the worst I've ever seen. #ufcVegas108 #ufc

Jay Leno is if the word milquetoast became a person.

I just wish they were honest about the fact that they rode Trump because they sensed he was more popular with their audience (this time) and it brought them admiration with their core demographic, and now that Trump is less popular, they’re trying to get off the bandwagon. They’re all whores.

There is no such thing as being "politically homeless." That's a term used by cowards and cynics as a way of pretending there are two equally bad choices, which is absurd. What they really mean to say is that they're politically agnostic, which is also absurd.

I kind of doubt that paying such prices for the best engineers is going to result in a team that works together well.

Mr. Fetterman, it's really this simple: you're receiving $174,000 a year for a position to which you were elected after asking people to trust that you'd be an unwavering champion for working class families.

I don't give a fuck that you missed your beach trip. Stop whining and get back to work.

The way that substack automatically subscribes you to newsletters related to the ONE you actually wanted to subscribe to is sleazy as can be.

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Bisping watching another fighter get hammered after they’re already out. #ufc317

You could replace some of Calvin Candie’s dialog in Django Unchained with Joe Rogan talking about fighters and nobody would notice because Joe’s fascination with “specimens” sounds suspiciously period correct for the slavery era. #ufc317

“We gave a racist rapist and felon a hero’s welcome repeatedly at our events and our fighters practically fondled his balls after their fights, why are people losing interest?”

For real.

I'm making this prediction: Jon Jones is going to be in jail within 10 years.

He is who we always thought he was.

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Pat Barry on his way to give Rose some awful corner advice. #ufc #ufcAtlanta

Normally, I'd be cheering for Usman, but since he went MAGA, I'd be glad to see Buckley knock his teeth in. #ufc #ufcAtlanta

I don't care what anyone says. I like watching Paul Craig fight. #ufc

Every time I question whether ending my subscription in November was the right call, and then you publish some bootlicking rubbish like this and I realize I made a great choice.

Leftists: well, at least until we find out who the candidate is, and it's not our perfect fit, then we'll abandon you all to die, again!

Joe is a whore to his audience.

I am thankful that I have a family that requires me to be thoughtful about my actions because if I were single with no dependents, this kind of shit would make me do things that would land me in prison for life.

Discovery on this platform feels like trying to find things under piles of rubble.

The only disappointing thing about the right-wing infighting is that it’s just words.