If your general manager isn't confident enough in his own decisions to make his own draft picks they should be fired into the sun!!!!!

Dude I wish my job paid me millions of dollars a year to not know anything what a fucking steal

Why the fuck are you the general manager of a football team if you're not an expert in football lmao?????

Cc @peachypopcos.bsky.social

Any strong Fighting moves or Ground moves, especially on the Special side!

You BETTER be listening to Creed on a shitty radio!!!

Scryfall didn’t load properly and accidentally made the funniest error page of all time

goodnight Magic~ 💖
(but maybe not for you)

Thats so good omg

Up there in strats with naming your Zoroark “NotZoroark”

Of course the most important part of putting a team together for a Pokémon tournament is locking in their nicknames.

The sexual tension between the two bumpers above the flippers on a pinball cab

Secrets of Strixhaven is SUCH a massive improvement over the original it's crazy.

Turning a famously underpowered set with a small handful of playable cards into a massive banger puts such a better taste of Strixhaven in people's mouths.

Incredibly New Player™️experience to find a broken card, think you've solved the game, and then realize afterwards there's a good reason no one plays it lmao

I can only get so many bragging texts from @dork4short.bsky.social about how bad the Mariners did

Daaaaads iiiiinnn SPAAACE~ 🚀
PRAGMATA launches tomorrow but I snuck in early HEHEH. I got to play a little of this at Pax and I'm super excited to jump back in!
Thank you so much to @capcomusa.com for the key!! 💖🌸 #pragmata #capcom #capcomcreators

I think BlueSky should brag more about how all of its code is made by AI

BlueSky went down because of the sheer grief of the cancellation of the Northerlion Supercruise

Top 10 Hardest Box Arts of All Time

A picture of the book STRIXHAVEN: OMENS OF CHAOS by Seanan McGuire with the text NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER printed above it on a purple and gold background.

playing sealed/draft until my eyes cross, see ya there! 💖
Starting up in just a minute and going till about 4pm PST!
#MTG #MTGStrixhaven

Keeping track of my Pokemon's team data so I can improve/refine my play and hit not one but TWO Funny Number™️

I am in fact on my way to the LGS to fill the void in my heart with Secrets of Strixhaven® Booster™ Packs©, MIND YOUR BUSINESS
#mtgambassador #mtgstrixhaven

Kyoko Kirigiri will survive this, but I will not #mtg

The good:

- The game is incredibly fun to play
- Training is the easiest it's ever been to the point of being trivial
- It's the least predatory FTP game I've ever seen. You cannot physically spend more than $70 on it.

The bad:

- Disconnects happen more frequently that acceptable
- Sneasler

Nope!! Friends basement or family room only!

It’s actually illegal to play this system not in a friends basement when you’re 14

Cucumber Horse DARK / Plant / Effect • Level 8 • ATK: 100 / DEF: 2000 This card in the Monster Zone is sent to the GY, except during the Battle Phase. At the start of the Battle Phase, if this card is in your GY: You can send 1 Plant monster from your hand or face-up field to the GY; Special Summon this card, then you can Special Summon 1 monster from either GY to your field, but send these Special Summoned monsters to the GY at the end of the Battle Phase. You can only use this effect of "Cucumber Horse" once per turn.

Cucumber Horse