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How is it only the 21st???? I swear that this month has had like 457 days

It’s one of the funniest moments of the whole movie. My younger sister was a big fan of Steve Carrell and Will Farrell so I have seen all the movies 🙃

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I used one of those pain relief patches for a pulled muscle and inadvertently waxed part of my back

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I work out everyday, I do yoga, I’m flexible AF, so why did bending over Wednesday morning pull something in my back that has had me in pain for days???

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The occasional day without a migraine would be nice

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I’m too old for this man to be playing my nerves like this

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I don’t need you to project your insecurities onto me, I have my own to deal with.

Why can’t I get even one man in my area to touch me??

Maybe, I’ll have to check one out

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When I paint my nails my left hand looks perfect and my right looks like a 4yo did them

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Wondering what it’s like to be ambidextrous. Like it’s gotta be easier to do things without having that one uncooperative hand, right??

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This is the worst fucking timeline

My response was “ we don’t have those where I’m from, never seen one before” then I quickly dipped around around the building for a cigarette.

Upon seeing it my reaction was “OMG that poor squirrel,what happened to its tail?” Her immediate response was a very loud and judgmental “That’s a chipmunk! Why don’t you know that?”

I was living in Northern Georgia at the time and a few friends and myself were hanging out outside enjoying the nice weather when a small tree ratish creature scurried nearby.

I grew up in eastern/coastal Georgia where chipmunks aren’t native and squirrels are everywhere all the time. My only exposure to chipmunks was Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers and Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. Zero real life experience.

Watching a squirrel run around my yard today reminded me of when a now former friend publicly shamed me over a chipmunk. (thread)

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Shorts today, tornados tomorrow, and a freeze Tuesday. Oh and the pollen.
Only in Georgia

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I don’t wanna. Like for real I don’t wanna anything anymore. Zero desire, zero motivation, zero energy.

a woman is saying i 'm so tired next to a man . ALT: a woman is saying i 'm so tired next to a man .

Daylight savings time is psychological warfare

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A new pair of boots may just fix what’s wrong with me

My horoscope is telling me that it’s freaky time 😈😈😈😈

I don’t think that they actually dislike porn, I think that just claim they dislike it out of culturally induced shame.

I prefer studio but I do enjoy some creator content

Watersports, group, dp, bears and otters.

Feeling like shit and having to take someone else to the doctor when I really just want to stay in bed means that hair and makeup had to do some heavy lifting

I don’t remember any specific ones but definitely risked it all for some of them