To be fair I’d be drinking on the job too if Trump was my boss.

Enjoying this Tomora album- Chemical Brother + pop star is a good combination.

My profile picture is already me in another country, so suck it. Actually, it looks like I’ve got the “Post A Picture Of You Looking A Bit Camp” trend covered too.

You’re right to be disappointed. I’ve single-handedly set the cause of gender equality back thirty years.

Son forgot his PE kit today. I am a cliché.

Mrs C’s away for a few days, so it’s Day 1 of combining solo parenting with wfh. So far I’ve managed to break a bit of the kitchen worktop, forgotten to buy biscuits and been told off by school for messaging the wrong email address.
Conforming to every tired TV/film “Dads are a bit crap” stereotype.

The Deep driving a Cybertruck and listening to Limp Bizkit is perfect. #TheBoys

That looks great, to be fair.

Stayed up late with the kids to watch The Martian. What a film that is.

Cheers!

Insert standard “could easily be the Caribbean” comment.

Yes the world’s going to pot, but we’ve been on a hovercraft today so it’s not all bad.

Just emptied the water from the kids’ water bottles so that I can clean them with water then put some new water in them.

Portsmouth!

Interesting decision by the BBC to spend days leading on their anecdote-heavy, data-light migration fraud story. Not suggesting any big conspiracy, but it’s a worrying lack of care (or awareness) that this kind of stuff can anger a whole lot of idiots and have real world consequences.

Oh, 100%. A lovely surprise!

Hell yeah. Can’t wait to hear this over the end credits of Alex Garland’s “Tehran” in 15 years time.

Oof I was 45 when I first saw it (last year), and I’m still traumatised.

Enjoyed Project Hail Mary, maybe a bit long though.

Always knew geese were a psyop. Clearly too big to float and fly without some electronics.

6 Music Artist Collection - The Prodigy - at the Zap Club, Brighton in 1994 - BBC Sounds The Prodigy recorded live in concert at the Zap Club, Brighton in 1994.

Can smell the sweat on this.
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One of those times when “sanctioned” meaning either “allowed” or “not allowed” isn’t ideal.

Nonsense, but fun nonsense.

Completely missed that. Nice.

Finished #TheCapture. Oof.

Few people have been proven wrong in life as much as teachers who said "you're not going to have a calculator in your pocket everywhere you go, you know!"

Trashcan Sinatras “Bad Husband (Featuring Tracyanne Campbell)” Official Music Video YouTube video by Trashcan Sinatras Official

This is such a perfect song/video combo. So good. youtu.be/WluxCMTDwng?...

“You can’t hear an image”
The image

Yes, I think I may have uttered the phrase “They don’t make ‘em like that anymore”.

I loved Crime 101. Great cast, great score, a proper old fashioned heist movie. Very Michael Mann too, which is always a bonus in my book.