Help us in Utah please

This is exactly when I got unwanted sexual advances from a co-worker. I just wanted more whiskey.

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President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.

This is how our government has been corrupted:

1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat

We must get big money out of politics. It’s the root of all evil in Washington.

Is he done with his incoherent rant yet?

Same vibe.

It looks like over spray from his spray tan.

They spray tanned his hair too.

USA HOCKEY GOLD!

👏👏👏💃💃🎉🥳🎊🍾

🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

“I want to be a good boy”

POTUS
20-Feb-2026

Prices increased to cover tariff cost.
The government will now refund businesses.

And businesses? Are they going to lower prices?

So we got screwed with price increase. And business is getting the cash back.

Good for small business, but corporations just got richer at the cost of Americans.

OMG Trump is such an imbecile.

Took my night meds this AM. Good thing I figured it out before taking a melatonin and having to work.

If the score remains 22-7, I win $200 on my square.

The billboard behind Bad Bunny during this halftime performance reads: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." #SuperBowl

Did Utah turn over?

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

It just hit me that the creators of the soundtrack to my life, the music that eases my soul, the one who give me hope, are mortal. And I got sad.

Distress signal, Minnesota-style. #ICEOutOfMinnesota

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Tell Trump Stephen Miller is the reason he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize.

Pass it on

I continue to believe that the fastest way to get Stephen Miller fired is to convince Trump that Miller's ICE operations are what cost him the Nobel Peace Prize.

To those blaming Walz for not mobilizing the Guard, he did that six days ago. I have to say it's disturbing to see people angry at Walz instead of the government agents that just executed a man. As though we should all be experts about what to do when a secret police force invades an American city.

Ted Lieu opens by reminding us that Jim Jordan still hasn’t complied with his subpoena.

Can we go back to the days where all the GOP cared about was Hunter Biden’s laptop or Hillary’s emails?

I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.

Holy fuck.

The Venezuela crisis is a "wag the dog" crisis designed to prevent the release of the Epstein files because our president raped teenage girls.

Venezuela isn't about fentanyl or national security. It's about oil and Epstein.