Taking gray sweatpants season to a whole new level

Okay. He responded. I'm just impatient 😅

Spent nearly 4hrs flirting with a guy on grindr Sat night. Totally my type. Haven't heard from him since. Why is that my type? 🥹😢

Just a reminder that ageism ain't cute

Nice touch with the nipple piercings 👌 🥵

Oh... I have pronouns in my email signature 🫠

Me:I'm not really into vore
Scrolls through this profile: Okay. Maybe I am a bit into vore 🤤🥵

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New personal best on hip thrusts. 350 for 10 reps w/ 5 second pause at the top. Next time I'm aiming for a solid 400 😤💪

New personal best on the hip thrust machine. 350 for 6 reps. Gonna aim to get that up to 10 reps before trying for 380 I think 🤔

I've tried to grow my own food and I have a full on garden space and backyard space. Just doesn't work, so I stick with growing flowers local pollinators like 🤷‍♂️

This thing could be used as a bludgeoning weapon 👻

These are the comfiest underwear for pumped schmeat

Hit a bit of a plateau these last couple of weeks. Time to adjust the food intake and see if we can't keep on growing

Get in loser; we're posting locked screens.

Ngl this would totally work on me 🤣

100% this 😩🥵

My two gay friends I had dinner with tonight agreed that it's so much nicer to see a queer centric film that doesn't focus on tragedy. Like, it feels like every one is just some horror story being used for Oscar bait and it's exhausting sometimes

Damn 😮

Establishing a routine. Headphones and good music helps. Understand which exercises works best or you feel best. People watching between sets can be fun too if you're not a creeper about it 😂

Hands down favorite feature of the discover page 👌

Ngl I find it really interesting how secretive people are of their kinks and what turns them on. Which I think is actually a really nice part of the internet to know you're not some deranged freak because you're into something a bit unorthodox

My wisteria absolutely thinks it's spring. So much new growth on it from this past week 🥰🥰🥰

A picture where I actually like how my legs look? 🤯

Friday. Off in 40 mins. Just gonna browse social media (aka look at porn)

Guy at the grocery store told me he could tell I work out.
Got me all flustered with that comment 😅

Ngl idgaf if you have your water bottle sitting at a machine. If you're wandering between like 6 different machines, I'm going to take the one I want to use

Honestly, not sure I can trust reviews of Queer by someone who isn't queer 😬

A black crow struts across a wooden deck

Head into next week with the confidence of a crow. 🪶

Saw Queer last night with some friends. One was 'moved to tears' while me and the other were... appreciative of the artistic direction 🤣
Good movie though. Really liked it