because it’s mad. mad at you specifically

make him drink a Red Bull next

These new Hot Ones episodes sure are weird

 
✦【 INTERNAL SCREAMING. THERE ARE TEARS IN HIS EYES. THIS MANS HAS NEVER HAD CAPSAICIN IN HIS LIFE. FISHING FOR WHATEVER HE CAN IM HIS POUCH TO EAT. 】

✦【 BLUE HERB. MOLDY BREAD. DIRT. WHATEVER. 】
 

[doing a lil wiggle]

da fuck they doin ova der

This one is determined, but also cautious, one that would rather let the world move around her than move it herself. She will make for a patient heart.

Fear haunts us all, child.

// wha happun

✖️— 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙩! 𝙓𝙂𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙨. —✖️

𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 | 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐫 & 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫

muse is in her late 20s and goes by she/they

// to anyone who recognizes the name I chose:

lol get cognitohazard'd

" ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ. "

ᴅᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴀʀʀᴀᴡᴀʏ

[Waking up only to go back to sleep less than an hour later.]

temp pinned.