RandomRich (@randomrich) Bsky

If you're always running late for everything, it's not a funny quirk. It's annoying as fuck, and people who can stick to a time think you're a selfish twat.

5 hours ago 223 16 25 3

What an absolutely mad statistic. I bet in person capita terms that the real outliers are going to be Scotland and Northern Ireland.

8 hours ago 127 43 19 9

Headline: World’s biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

1 day ago 2092 392 37 42

Modern facial prosthetics are revolutionizing reconstructive medicine, blending artistry and technology to create lifelike nasal prosthetics that enhance quality of life.

1 day ago 54 8 1 0

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

2 days ago 7441 2308 120 544

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

3 days ago 19837 3863 292 272

Genuinely one of the coolest things I've ever seen a cultural venue post

1 week ago 2578 974 36 63

Instantly proves me wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Saying "Konate's fouling someone" seems like lazy commentary. It's like saying Trump's being a cunt, you're probably right but you could just be guessing.

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Counterpoint: do more drugs kids

2 weeks ago 17 2 2 0

The inside of a refrigerator, but all the containers have googly eyes.

The inside of a refrigerator door, but all the containers have googly eyes.

Seven years ago, I did the greatest April Fools Prank I've ever done. This is what greeted my wife when she groggily opened the fridge that morning:

3 weeks ago 458 83 9 15

The Artemis II crew includes members called Reid and Victor, I mean is nobody checking these things FFS??

3 weeks ago 73 8 1 0

I always expect Noel Edmonds to be next.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

VAR is no good. It's just not.
It doesn't need tweaking or resetting - it's just no good for football.
Referees make bad errors every now and but so does this billion pound tech overlord bullshit.
What have we gained? Nothing.
What have we lost? Live football.

3 weeks ago 70 7 1 0

artificial intelligence hallucinations? more like aislops fables

3 weeks ago 208 64 4 2

A booking system called MyScripts Reason for appointment Edit Obstetrics & Gynecology Questionnaire: First, we need some information. Enter a required piece of information. *Are you pregnant? Forks No I don't know

A friend of mine (a doctor) sent me this without comment.

* Forks
* No
* I don't know

Good to know the NHS is doing well...

3 weeks ago 259 75 12 10

Melon Cauli - Walsall | PunPages.com Greengrocers

New listing!
Melon Cauli

3 weeks ago 11 5 0 1

Drunk elephants are real 🐘😂

They just love Marula fruit and eat them when they’re fermented (with alcohol levels similar to beer) so end up hilariously tipsy! Reminds me of the Mead Hall on a Saturday night

3 weeks ago 162 54 12 12

DOCTOR: You have a fatty liver. Do you know what that means?

ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras.

DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.

2 years ago 1930 367 18 11

I've been shortlisting this week. Top tip. If you get AI to write your personal statement and leave the prompts in, you will not be getting the job.

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0