I have so much respect for people who never take down photos of exes lmao

Unfortunate that Kendrick’s all time best song features Drake lol [Poetic Justice]

I can tolerate being loud and I can tolerate being wrong, but I draw the line at being loud and wrong

I love Anne Hathaway

Mushroom ravioli with vodka sauce and parmesan?

the horrors persist but so do I

I feel like there should be a grace period in between years. Like a few days in between 2024 and 2025 where we can all just take a fucking breath

No man’s week. A pocket dimension. Purgatory. Limbo

I will admit that it has probably been like 15 years lol

Birthday present for me? Hahahahaha

You’re on your own. In fact, I may actively sabotage your efforts

At a party with my high school cyberbully AMA!!!

What flavor. This determines whether or not I aid you in your quest

I feel like we’re all playing a game and I don’t know the rules, I just know that I’m losing

Posted at the local music shop

Never mind, bodega cats is on here, I’ll stay

I’m going back to the nazis and bots

Are we actually calling them skeets