“Super human baby Trump.” -a diva

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For my next life, I want to be a tardigrade

Can someone please teach me how to toss my titties with my pecs???

My Spotify wrapped is going to be hilarious with Wicked, Lady Gaga, and Kendrick Lamar all chillin together.

That wasn’t me… my farts smell way worse. That shit was weak.

Can we let Chappell Roan cope and finish developing her prefrontal cortex before we expect her to carry the weight of the queer community on her back with Gaga???

Bought a case of 32 gluten free stroopwafels and now the Dutch Waffle Company won’t stop sending me spam.

Don’t be concerned about the opinions of people who are determined to misunderstand you.

Imagine creating a narrative where I’m the villain?

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I’m fucking fierce✨

Sound off! Who has their IDT Sweeney Todd tickets?! 🙋🏻

Kind of. New devices can’t download the app. It isn’t available on the App Store so it will be phased out as less and less people have access.

TikTok was reinstated for the US because the goal of the United States government & Trump administration is to deepen the divide between Eastern & Western culture. They saw how it only brought us closer together through Xiaohongshu and that’s terrifying for them.

Chewwy wimeade pwease, pwincess 🍒🍋‍🟩

I predict that with my second watch of Wicked, I’ll cry at the beginning instead of the end.

Cursed Shrek action shots. You’re welcome!

I am a licensed Shrek expert. It’s been clinically proven.

yes, posts are called skeets here, but there's some other handy terminology you should know too

the "feed" is actually called the peanits

we call "scrolling" jorkin'

so for example, you can say: "i'm on bluesky jorkin' the peanits to see my skeets"

i am a bluesky elder, you have to believe me

Elon Musk bought Twitter to control the narrative.

My secret talent is the Hillary Duff solo from Raise Your Voice. I know you’re impressed. You don’t have to say it.

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NOT RESKEET 🤣🤣🤣

Baby’s first BlueSky meme

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