that's oomf

big if true

there needs to be more jokes in fantasy media about how it's impossible to hear what the fuck a dude is saying when he's wearing one of these

forgot my change of clothes so I had to fight in the mom jeans 🔥

OOMFCHELLA AT THE REN FAIRE???

big dork :p

yes, you can!!

armets are swaggity as well. I'm also a huge fan of the hounskull bascinet.

best armor is sallet and bevor 100% hands down

me for the past week and the next 2

I'm sorry but this is why I'm never leaving twitter

took this look to a dive bar full of normie boomers and got treated like a celebrity

cap

got all cute with nowhere to go

my disappointment is immesserable and my day is ruined.

what it's like on the other app

privating my Twitter once again because transphobes won't even let me have my German long knife obsession

they're transitioning Rosy the Riveter with AI on the other app

dream blunt rotation (not these actual people but trans girls doing impressions of them)

the ultimate monkey's paw is that I can do a perfect Hank Hill impression but it gives me gender dysphoria

HELLO MDAMME 🙏

WOOOF

love it

thank you!!

no bitch she means the martial arts girls who actually practice medieval swordfighting

follow me, your local longsword lady ❤️❤️❤️

I want a bunch of tattoos of medieval armor and weapons and magical stones and enchanted items I want my body to look like the inventory select screen of a fantasy rpg

porch weather ✨

I heard you like Knight Girls 🖤

what would you do with a drunken sailor, what would you do with a drunken sailor, what would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

give him an injection of cross-ex hormones, give him an injection of cross-sex hormones, give them injection cause sex hormones early in the morning