You're asking the real questions.

Damn, I thought this was a real headline 😭😭😭.

That's why I'm not taking it. Also to get the full 25k you need decades of federal service. It's really a pittance.

I'll be damned if we don't recognize grindcore bucket wash.

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Damn

These are some pasty motherfuckers

They are quite chunky lol

This is the type of pet accessory I need in my life.

If you read the fine print of what actually happened they can still sue, just through another avenue.

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No better way to spend the day than at the National Aquarium.