Can't wait for his world cup of drummers in that case - I reckon Deacon gets Nile Rodgers in the semis.

I think it's likely that Hull win at Leicester this evening. But you never know.

If we win all 3, Hull'd have to get 2 points from Leicester (a), Charlton (a), and us (h).

Wrexham would need 4 from Oxford (a), Coventry (a), and Boro (h)

Derby would have to get 5 points from their other 2 games, QPR (a) and Sheff Utd (h).

Surely Hull get a win against one of those two though.

Could you name them Kevin ironically - as in that's not their name, but everyone calls them Kevin.

This was supposed to be satire, not an ambition.

Needs a hat.

Maybe a suit.

This is the correct answer. I used to cry laughing at him on the vines. Zoikes and away !

Went down like he was shot after zero contact, but sure, no cheating...

Thinking back to a 4 nil defeat at home to spurs, waiting to find out if their 3rd or 4th goal was going to be allowed, no thanks, I'll pass.

The Simpsons can only exist in societies that are dumb enough to be mockable but smart enough not to collapse. This narrow “Goldilocks zone” of balanced idiocy is fragile and rare across the galaxy. Most planets invent The Simpsons right before destroying themselves

I think i'm possibly the only person in norfolk who thinks it could still happen.

That does sound very us.

I'm just saying, if ( HUUUUGE if ) Hull draw 2 and lose 1, and we win all 3, we play them last. We would need to beat Derby ( taking points off them), and Wrexham have Cov and Boro to play. We could do it on goal difference.

That's my dream until 5 p.m. Saturday anyway.

We've got a couple of first team wages with expiring contracts in Duffy and Marcondes, presumably sargent money is available too. If we can also move some of the more consistently injured players on, we could have a smaller, and yet more competitive squad.

trump took egg apparently.

the wheels usually fall off for one relegated team - my money is on Wolves. next seasons' league will feel tougher than this one for sure.

Vance appears to be the biggest character vacuum.

I really hope we find out the UFO stuff isn't real. Can you imagine being and Artemis astronaut, and finding out that the government had access to space time altering tic tacs, and they sent you to the moon on a firework?

WTAFFFFFFFFF??

Someone did a study where they made people 2 offers.

offer 1 - you get 5 pounds, someone else gets 5 pounds.
offer 2 - you get 3 pounds, someone else gets 1 pound.

most people chose offer 2, taking 2 pounds less as long as someone else got less than them.

most culture wars fit this template.

Killswitch Propose.

these things tend to be made in the images of their owners, eventually. the owners can't help themselves.

seems to me that this problem would only be made worse if in a situation where the away fans were in the regency stand away from the car parks and next to the main thoroughfare for home fans leaving and arriving. but what do i know :).

My understanding is that to get anything out of or into twitter automatically ( via APIs ), you have to pay.

Copy and paste is probably the quickest and cheapest available method.

Be nice if we could change that 17 years song somehow to "17 years, and a day off"...

I'd rather my tax wasn't refuelling American planes, but what can you do.

This cartoon is from the 1930s. The more things change, etc.

I hope they are safe - this whole thing is very stupid indeed.

i wouldnt expect to see norwich on this chart - the smaller bubbles have over 10 million followers.

no idea - america spent 20 years in afghanistan. iran is 2.5 times larger in land mass, and has twice as many people.