human bodies love being tense and uncertain and then a little intoxicated and then scared again all the time

Wasn’t it backs to the sideline, so they’re ready to run inside?

Always nice to get a push notification that makes you stop and say “fucking hell” out loud on the street. At least it’s warm out.

The third Mario movie should be a straight adaptation of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead but with Wario and Waluigi.

As first impressions of new streaming services go, HBO Max have done a pretty bad job this weekend

It might not even take that long

Starting the work week strong, checking in with HR to see if I can have a couple of months off to give the Spurs job a go

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

Judging from the way some of them were moving towards the end of the final, Arteta might just have a lower bar for playing those guys

(I’m hoping it’s the cleverer thing)

It’s not even a real drink

Minor worry what Arsenal do for the rest of the season after Kerr throttles Foord in the middle of the pitch

A screenshot of the line-ups for the Women’s Asian Cup Final between Japan and Australia. I’m not listing all the players, sorry. The key thing is that every visible player has the crest of a WSL team by their name.

No, no - it’s a great Asian Cup Final. I just didn’t expect it to be an advert for the WSL.

Your first impression when you were introduced to the world of DISSIDIA DUELLUM. Naoki Yoshida, Final Fantasy XIV, Final Fantasy XVI "Yeah, this definitely feels like something Tetsuya Nomura would come up with."

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS QUOTE FOR A FULL MINUTE STRAIGHT

This reminded me I’m technically half way through that show and forgot to watch the rest

Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.

Terrible win. I’ll take eight more, thank you.

Excellent punchline to this

Absolute Martian Manhunter, the twelve covers. #absolutemartianmanhunter #absolutecomics #denizcamp #javierrodriguez #dccomics

It seems we can now customize the select element, right? right?!

Demo: codepen.io/t_afif/pen/P... via @codepen.io

what a crazy night for sam altman to be like "yeah we got that dept of war deal, and there's no moral concerns here"

Love all the anniversary logos they made. Who's excited for the Pokemon resents stream tomorrow?

Happy birthday!

A reflection from the leader of a migration charity. We have been told over and over again by politicians - even from “partners” and “allies” that we will not win on our policies unless we concede. Throw some migrants under the bus - they’re too unfavourable. Public doesn’t agree with us.

MATTHEW BADLOSS IS IT

“It’s too late” Valentina in tears. THE POWER FANTASY #16 Out now

THE
POWER
FANTASY #16.

I thought he was really good, but it’s also true that for the two goals he was being defended by “a child” and “no-one”

Football club goes to doctor, says 'my team is misfiring, playing relegation form. What do I do?'
Doctor says: 'solution is simple. Go to North London, play a clown club. Easy fillip'
Football club starts crying: 'Doctor, I am a North London clown club'

As this guy popped up in what was, on a conservative estimate, the 250th Tony Blair documentary, i did wish someone would see fit to make one about how this charlatan's fundamental misunderstanding of economics had broken the British state.

Screenshot of a home office tweet

If the PM reckons Jim Ratcliffe should apologise for spreading this exact same lie, should the Home Office apologise too, or? 🤨

Say what you like about the Tories, but this implosion is missing something without the secret letter writing gossip