a recreation of the scene from the matrix where neo sees the code for the first time, looking down the hallway at three agents made of glowing green computer code Made using overlapping letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter, inverted to white on black, with the white tinted into the iconic green from the film
Famously so
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.
Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.
Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Partial outlook screenshot. It shows the email is addressed to me (Zach, with my last name redacted) with visible text reading: “Hi Zack, I suggest you place the call once the move” It’s impossible to just look at the contact info to see how my name is spelled, I guess
Motherf
i don't understand, my italian american upbringing taught me that you absolutely don't want to bring a wire to sunday dinner
I mean, classic story structure is for the redemption to come after the fall
for sale, pervert glasses, lightly smashed
Paul Kinsey doing the "every woman is a Jackie or a Marilyn" pitch from MAD MEN but the two pictures are Dr. Trinity Santos and Dr. Mel King.
I still don't have keys/an exact date but I HAVE AN APARTMENT thanks to immense kindness from friends. My ko-fi goal amount is the same, but now updated to reflect my needs to set up utilities/have basic furniture/kitchen items/etc. I'm not out of the woods yet. Help/shares so meaningful! 😭
Or more simply:
fix your heart or die.
I’m so fuckin glad I’m back in the warehouse to do printing. My time in the office started awful, got worse, suddenly as if by magic became a near-perfect job for me when one toxic person left, then just became a series of someone else leaving the company and me taking on their work
A notebook I started using in 2016, the first time my boss tried making me the compliance manager, that I went back to and started using again in 2019 when that plan stuck
There’s a note in here for the start date of the guy who came into the company and tried to turn me against everyone else in the front office, a plan that was not only ridiculous but was enacted in the most hamfisted, obvious ways
Lists of office supplies. Reminders that I have to rewrite “SLAs”.
“Kuwait — December launch”
Someone’s full name and then what ISN’T their social insurance number but definitely *looks like it*
So many contextless phone numbers. There’s a page here that is absolutely full of stuff like
1. 1-23
2. 24-57
3. 60-75 *** 3 REJECTIONS, email Nadia
4. 76-98
Motherf, there’s a note here that says the following:
* FOR FAX *
Ope, a note that mentions the move to this location from the junior warehouse we had near the airport
Going through all my stuff at work to prepare for a relocation, and I’ve found my first notebook from — and this is true — 2008
lol the first time I watched total recall was with my parents, and it ~starts with that sex scene, ingrained in my mind forever is my dad saying “ohhhh it’s THAT kind of movie”
I’ve been reeling for two days
My parents were not too concerned about R ratings, so letter-of-the-law answer here is “several”, but the titular Terminator removing his fucked up eye sent me running from the room screaming myself hoarse
Yes, the news article includes a mugshot
Society has moved on from needing Dave Chappelle
art of the bust of ser duncan the tall from a knight of the seven kingdoms, a man with short light hair has been severely beaten as his face is blown up and bloody. he is wearing armor and drooling blood. there is a white egg shape behind him on a green speckled background, white tect in his armor reads “get up ser”
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you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
I thought Carney was a builder of infrastructure? With $2.4 billion, we could quickly get to incredible levels of intercity bus service.
Medical appointments, family visits, vacations, etc could all be done without a car.
Instead, the people who can afford a car will save ~$5 per tank.
114 years ago tonight, the Titanic struck an iceberg in the cold North Atlantic, en route to New York City. It would not be seen again until New Year's Eve 1989, when it *finally* made it to port.
If you’re personally struggling after finding out about “sherlockhomo” today, you are absolutely not alone.
Call, text, or chat.
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