freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now

“Why is no one voting for the party full of rapist pedophile liars that want to destroy the country??? It all must be rigged by those pesky democrats who want to fix the economy and not plunge us into meaningless wars!! $10 for gas! Bomb the strait! DONALD J. TRUMP”

I'm starting to question the health benefits of a diet limited to beef tallow, "ferments," and road-kill.

I love how I can’t see images anymore that’s so cool I love Bluesky

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

Is he bragging about a spike in terrorist attack plots?

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

okay damn :(

eventually he was executed

1. people reflexively blame AI for problems because it's obviously harmful in many domains
2. Bluesky (now "entirely AI-coded" acc. to staff) keeps breaking
3. AI is blamed. Devs say no, it's web service issues, scold AI-blamers for their ignorance
4. devs admit it was actually AI code at fault

lol

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Asking RFK Jr. if Trump is mentally fit is like asking a methhead if drug addicts should go to rehab

The BloodyMary ship is sailing already grins

I made Grace and Simon in Tomodachi Life and Simon immediately got a crush on him TEEHEE

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Some might call it a Führerbunker.

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

How bro felt after reading that shit

“I’m on team terf!”

“wtf why do all these terfs think i’m on their team”

Trump is gonna start getting jealous over how much his own dick suckers think more about Biden than him lmao

I am wondering how TMZ got that 911 call though. Hmm.

“Adapt to garbage or give up”

I don’t even know who the fuck this “Diplo” guy is, and I think I’m starting to see a reason why.

Pro-AI morons are nobodies, and they’ll remain as nobodies.

Your NFTs faded into obscurity. Your shitty AI models will, too.

I seriously hope the consequences for Miguel are plentiful and never ending

I say this with absolute love

Grown man back to beating the shit out of the same child - more at 11

“You don’t draw this fictional character in the way I’M comfortable with!”

Don’t care didn’t ask - make Vik’s cock bigger in spite lol