we're not so different, you and I

of course, i see now. you're a large bug the size of a small bug

what. da. tuna.

what's it like being the cutest?

somewhere in california, rip just gulped

If you see me look at a woman and say “wow. I’m so horny. I’m going to die”, please know that is like a 3 out of 5. If you see me look at a woman and say “Interesting.” my penis has shot off like a bottle rocket into the roof

you do, and, you do!

putting up lost twink signs around for muscles

i guess what i'm trying to say is: let yourself cook

i went in to my training without expectations too. i approached it as sort of an experiment: learn the various ingredients that make up a voice, and then try different recipes until something clicks

instant classic. inspired prose

i can't believe you made me think about that band in 2026

i'll always be an outlaw ✊

🚷! 🐶😱. 🫳💰, 🚬✅✅✅

Gene Nipman's hackles are so small

THIS AIN'T FROM ARTEMIS II

i can't stop muttering this under my breath

i've had alt text required on my account for years, thank you very much. my engagement sucks because i'm bad at posting 😌💅

they're afraid of your power

i drive with so much regard for others. they should put us in a car with two sets of controls to create the Perfect Driver

the fabled servehon...

here i'll start: did you hear about the trans women who had a nice day?

...me either 🫩

okay everyone i know bsky went down and the company has a really bad messaging strategy but i've had to deal with AI bullshit at work all day so if it's alright with y'all could we go back to funny jokes and cute pictures? for moi?

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maybe, but it also seems to be localized to a single data region

arbeens. they had the meats

low key it's the meta

i'm not going to argue with you if you can't even interpret my statement correctly. in fact, i'm not going to argue with you at all because i have better things to do with my life

congrats miga good job!!!!

Your joys will always be someone else's junk People don't like a game I've been playing, and that's okay.

I wrote about enjoying games people don't like:

www.pcgamer.com/games/action...

nobody wants to cleave ol' junie's head in twain 😔