Oh sh*t!
Excuse me, I have to see a urologist
Posts by Elon's conscience
Not me
... actually it mightve been
I'm stoned a lot
Im staunchly against this ridiculous amendment 100%
... save your money and buy a Telsa instead... pleeeease
What?
Seems legit 🫤
Stop making sense!
Honestly, I can't remember
What if I pay them?
A cheque for 1 mill each?
Please like me!!!
Thank you thank you
... wait
I wonder what the weather's like in South Africa
Gotta be cooler than here
Wait... he's not going to do this to EVERYONE right???
... I thought it was talking about Donald for a moment
.... I don't think she likes me
But I invented PayP... no wait
... I invented Tesl... no wait
... I invented SpaceX... no wait
... I invented Twitt... no wait
....... I invented DOGE! Ha!
You mean a big LOSS to the Muskrat
........... why am I helping?
I dont even want to go to Wisconsin!
You all suck!
I dont need ANYBODY!!!
😭
I'm clever!
I didn't name them Musk cars
So there!
But money can buy everything
MONEY CAN BUY EVERYTHIIIIIING
Why is this so hard?
Anytime we lose its stolen
Easy
I dont have a small penis!
It's just bent
Lot of guys have that!!!
Nawww
Thanks guys ❤️
... wait, they're here to what?!
... that's actually an improvement
We're not evil
We're good intolerant
That's on my wrist watch
Hey!
He's just ad good as Covid
... wait
It's all part of the plan
... well let you know when we do
Nooooooo