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Posts by Elon's conscience

Oh sh*t!
Excuse me, I have to see a urologist

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

Not me
... actually it mightve been
I'm stoned a lot

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

Im staunchly against this ridiculous amendment 100%
... save your money and buy a Telsa instead... pleeeease

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

What?
Seems legit 🫤

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

Its still plummeting???
But I distanced myself from Donald!!!
#wtf
#muskrat #elonmusk

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

I bought him the election

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!

#Elonmusk #taco #trump

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

What was I doing again...

Oh yeah. F*cking up royal

#muskrat #elon

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Stop making sense!

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Honestly, I can't remember

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

What if I pay them?
A cheque for 1 mill each?
Please like me!!!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Thank you thank you
... wait

1 year ago 7 0 1 1

I wonder what the weather's like in South Africa
Gotta be cooler than here

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

Wait... he's not going to do this to EVERYONE right???

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

... I thought it was talking about Donald for a moment

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

.... I don't think she likes me

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

But I invented PayP... no wait
... I invented Tesl... no wait
... I invented SpaceX... no wait
... I invented Twitt... no wait
....... I invented DOGE! Ha!

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

You mean a big LOSS to the Muskrat
........... why am I helping?

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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But I've got money
Money fixes everything!
Come here, money

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I dont even want to go to Wisconsin!
You all suck!
I dont need ANYBODY!!!
😭

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I'm clever!
I didn't name them Musk cars
So there!

1 year ago 3 1 0 0

But money can buy everything
MONEY CAN BUY EVERYTHIIIIIING

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Why is this so hard?
Anytime we lose its stolen
Easy

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I dont have a small penis!
It's just bent
Lot of guys have that!!!

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Nawww
Thanks guys ❤️
... wait, they're here to what?!

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

... that's actually an improvement

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

We're not evil
We're good intolerant

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

That's on my wrist watch

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Hey!
He's just ad good as Covid
... wait

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

It's all part of the plan
... well let you know when we do

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Nooooooo

1 year ago 0 0 0 0