I love the half assery of a HBD cookie cake...#Thoughts

Wanna know what's silly? Crying that someone died just "using their 1st ammendement right" then doxxing people and trying to get them fired for ALSO using their 1st ammendement rights is the PERFECT example of the hypocrisy of that demographic #CK #FirstAmmendment #Silly #politics

#unpopularopinion sometimes it is the answer.... #AndImTiredOfPretendingItsNot

The autistic panic when you can't tell if someone is paying you a genuine compliment or a backhanded dig....

Bisque is pizza soup. #SendTweet #IMean #YEET

Slow blinked to my cat and she just stared at me....slow blink back, b*tch #ILoveHer #CatLover #HowRude

Re-watching Bring It On and some of it aged...interestingly in the light of current issues...

Paranoid thought of the night: I've seen Get Out, Sinners, and now Boondocks and why is Stanley steamer yelling at me??? Why??? #HBOMax #StanleySteamer #PaidPartnership??? #ButWhy??

"The moscas only eat lil boys who don't listen" #LittleWhiteLies #StoryPrompt? #MomQuotes

Watching Say Yes to The Dress and daaang they are always so racist when it's a non white bride.

Sometimes I see people post memes saying "if you can't do xyz u suck" or whatever and I'm like are you talking to yourself? Becaaaaauuuussseeee.....

Ok...so the new pope has been critical of the Orange and first american.....okay.... I'll allow it....we shall see....

"I wish to remain anonymous" *shows entire face*

a cartoon character says oh neptune with sweat coming out of his face Alt: Mrs Puff from SpongeBob says "oh neptune" with sweat coming out of her face

Me: *farts the most heinous silent but deadly*

*hears a knock on my office door*

Me: *hoping my sented candle can save me*
"c..come in"

Watching Blippi and this man knows nothing about cars. He just put oil in the radiator #PretendOfCourse #ButEvenIKnewThat

As a Catholic-ish person, RIP Pope Francis. What's the symbolism of the pope dying on Easter? Also waiting to see if the prediction that he'd be the last pope will come true....we already have the #AntiChrist walking around doing his thing..... #InterestingTimes #EndTimes #OrIsIt #History

For someone who makes children educational videos, original Blippi sure is awkward around actual children haha

a woman holds a cup of coffee in front of a starbucks window ALT: a woman holds a cup of coffee in front of a starbucks window

Submitted those #Taxes right at the buzzer! #TaxDay2024

Eww someone said they want to take their son to a DRAKE concert???? In 2025???? Ma'am...ewwwww

Why does Slade want Robin so bad....he's not even the best Titan...also Slade is the sussiest villain. Like why does this teenaged boy spend so much free time in your mind??? #OGTeenTitansThoughts