The Buffalo Sabres in the 3rd period:

THE BRUINS FAN GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH AT ZACH BENSON JERSEY, SABRE FAN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL ZACH BENSON JERSEY TATTOO ON MY ENTIRE TORSO. THE BRUIN FAN SCREAMS; DEFEATED

TURN IT UP

i am willing to pay upwards of $60 for whatever terrible 25-26 Atlantic Division Champs shirt that fanatics is about to drop

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a great, realistic cause with an extremely attainable goal that is getting zero attention

several cats have already died, but the rest still have a very good chance of pulling through with just a little bit of assistance

even $5 — or, if you can't spare that, a simple boost — is a tremendous help

I Guess We're Just Waiting Around To See If This Demented Psychopath Kills Everyone | Defector There is a particular indignity that comes from living in America, derived from the experience of waking up in the morning to see reports that Donald Trump has said something profoundly evil, and then...

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

This is really all they have left. "We have a pointless and criminal war pushing gas prices through the roof and the global economy to the brink but at least the government isn't treating trans people like they're human beings" will be the entirety of the midterm message.

I legitimately cannot stop taking about, playing, and listening to the soundtrack of Clair Obscur Expedition 33

The President wants to feed your future into a meat grinder

crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

🤗

It’s like being a Sabres fan, but West Coast

🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵

TAGE!

YOU - I walked the land telling whores and liars of the End to come. There are 9,855 days remaining.

Modern Sabres lore and the lessons learned in an all-time win over the Lightning Occasionally in hockey, a storyline can be predictable. Then there are times when you can be handed the outline of how things will go and the way it plays out exceeds every expectation. A week ago,...

What a game. What a night. Let's do it again in a month and then maybe again in the playoffs with the Sabres and Lightning.

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love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

“Gjdelljjfff,” said Trump when asked about regulating NIL money in college athletics, “[wet gurgle] pill lady glrgggghh hnnnghh Hhh”

This is hardly the primary issue, but I guess Khamenei isn't going to respond to my Twitter DMs asking if he liked anime.

Swords are back

I think you all need to see this

Meanwhile:

Who up double touching they hog line?

Hatsune Miku just fucking cut me off in traffic

Canada did lose all 4 exhibition games to the US this year, getting outscored 27-4. Not a good look for them, but maybe this time is different?

i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen

The Buffalo goddamn Sabres

Swords are sharp as hell

they're never gonna get me to stop thinking that People Are Good

i’m never gonna stop saying this

brandon beane did this, constructed the worst bills team of the decade, then ratfucked the head coach to avoid consequences and got a promotion out of it