image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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Call me if he dies on the dais

That is truly the only thing I could possibly regret missing.

I respect those of you watching that man tonight, but I cannot imagine a worse way to spend my evening. His lies will be the news we consume tomorrow. I do not need to watch it roll out in real time.

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I promise to not be even one iota of cool about this movie, I am crying so hard rn youtu.be/FVQeKimcpuA?...

Border resident: “No white people pick strawberries for any price. We’re going to be totally screwed.” 🍓

Expecting people to be sad about the murder of a man who leveraged a broken industry (that companies like his broke in the first place) to make personal millions while making healthcare a privilege and squeezing out the poorest people, is a fundamental misunderstanding of the mood in this country.

The Onion has the chance to do the funniest thing

Snitches get stitches

Democrats need to stop with this civility and " taking the high road" bullshit. MAGA won bc they don't give a shit about civility and are shameless in their actions. Dems need to be shameless and ruthless in return.

Jimmy Carter pardoned his brother Billy Carter who took over $200,000 from Libya as its foreign agent.

George H.W. Bush pardoned his son Neil Bush for his role in the S&L scandals of the 1980s.

Nobody thinks those pardons defined either presidency.

Joe Biden's pardon of Hunter Biden won't either.

Trump pardoned a dozen drug traffickers, bypassed & ignored DOJ input, pardoned dozens of Republican elected officials, business cronies, lawyers, friends, donors and campaign officials. Promised to pardon J6ers who beat cops. I don’t care about Joe pardoning his last son.

Works for me.

It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety

Same person

Most of our problems could be solved by properly funding public education.

One thing I hope we can do as Bluesky gets larger is be less tolerant of the resistance grifters who will try to hack the platform for engagement and growth without any interest in adding anything substantive or meaningful

It’s a different kind of troll.

Having God on a platform called BlueSky is just perfect.

Elon Musk Is Pissing Off Everyone on Trump’s Team “He wants to be seen as having say in everything (even if he doesn’t),” one person in Trump’s orbit said.

😂😂😂

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Just checked in on the hellscape & MAGA is super pissed off that we are blocking them over here

Good job, motherfuckers 😊

They need to fire Flus to start. He should've been fired last year 😒