The feminine urge to get several girlfriends but still claim to be straight.

//It's gonna be so over for all of us if I ever make an openly horny account instead of just the occasional down bad jokes-.

Every time Ellie speaks, she gets blatantly more down bad.

"They say don't stick your dick in crazy, but... Honestly, if that was the only option provided to me, I would if I could."

...Hey Ellie? What the hell?

"...Understandable."

Ellie no.

"How did that baby monkey get a girlfriend before me?!"

Oh-
Ellie's so outraged that she forgot to be in denial.
Neat.

"Lesbians obviously aren't real. If they were, then I would have been asked out by one by now."

Oh. She's not just in denial about herself anymore.

...Ellie also needs cheesecake.

...No but really, Ellie needs pretty girls who will finally make her stop living in denial.

Ellie needs the whole wife, not just the ass.

"Waifus Wednesday? ...Well I'm single, so..."

Fix that. Fix that. Fix that.
Give Ellie a girlfriend.

"...Agreed-"

ELLIE?!

"...I don't even like milk. Why am I craving it right now?"

Ellie's legs hurt...

...It's one of those surprisingly warm for the season days, so there was a surprising amount of customer cleavage on display at the diner today. Her guard was down because of winter...

She had to retrain herself to crouch next to the table instead of staying standing...

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Girl-kisser-in-denial maybe needs to be publicized again so she can stop talking to herself.
#MVRP #OCRP

"...Wait, isn't today Tuesday? Why haven't I seen any tits today?"

Ellie, your true interests are showing...

...CRUNCH!

...Ellie didn't have the patience to let her Uncrustable thaw before she started eating it.

She obviously needs a girlfriend to keep her mind occupied so she doesn't get so impatient.

Everybody except Ellie knows what Ellie is.

"...God I need to get la- Ahem!"

Ellie's thoughts almost slipped out...

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Like, okay, sure. Maybe Ellie WOULD absolutely crumble and melt under a woman's attention, but that's just because she's touch starved! She still insists that she's not attracted to women!

...Not that she'd object to some hugs from the right woman. Or cuddles. Or kisses. Or-

#SeductiveSunday

Ellie hasn't seen any women showing off today... Why does she feel so disappointed?

Ellie has had Nimi Nightmare's jiggle physics stuck in her head for over 24 hours now.

"...Other people's wives are something special."

Wait no Ellie please no-

Still needs like ten girlfriends.

Just imagine Ellie doing a Seductive Sunday. Her faceclaim doesn't get enough attention to do anything-

Would actually crumble if a busty woman hugged her right now.

Ellie's kind of... Super down bad tonight. Not that she'll admit it.