Kilometrey Darius is metric Miley Cyrus

The US passed a law literally called "The Chinese Exclusion act" in 1882.

There are so many talented people who can draw Daisy Duck with big naturals

#caturday

The S on the selector switch stands for "Sabbath Mode"

The third amendment is a truly underappreciated amendment

I thought empires let corporations loot their colonies in order to subsidize themselves.

Not the other way around

This is the same institution that covered for Jimmy Savile for decades, so excuse me if I'm not shocked

Death won't take him cos he's too annoying

It's clear to me that no one in the Trump administration has played gaming masterpiece Mercenaries 2

#caturday

I hate living in interesting times

Well at least he's destroying himself along with the federal government

Balance a checkbook?
Checkbooks hadn't been issued for 10 years when I started my first full time job

If your young female staff require a protective detail from a client it's a strong sign to at least drop said client

While lowering standards so much they'll soon have to add reading classes to their training

How can he do a boat tour of the Bosphorus in Dubai?

Our daughter was suspiciously quiet, a subsequent investigation revealed that she had gotten her hands on a slice of Terry's Chocolate Orange.

#parenting

I'm pretty sure every dingle thing he does or says is logged in real time by the FSB.
I hope he enjoys his Truman Show life in Moscow

Trumpacabra.
Sucks the lifeblood out of the US economy

Space libertarian
"A year is defined as one rotation of the Earth around the sun, therefore the age of consent doesn't count in space"

(Press conference)
Reporter: Ms Storm do you wanna comment on the online rumors tha....
Sue Storm: yes, he can stretch down there and I fucking love it, can we move on?
Reporter: ......rumors that you're a huge Babylon 5 fan?
#FantasticFour

Before long some Korean war veteran is gonna try to join cos his care home nurse stopped letting him smoke in his room.
#abolishice

That's the point.
Fascists don't want any "filthy outsiders" to their pure country

I assume the suppliers are waiting to be paid for their first shipment before sending another one.
Not like Tesla Diner can stiff suppliers and get away with it as easily as Musks other ventures

It's gonna get between 69 and 420 fines for code violations

Iranian Lou Bega

Wonder Woman 1984

Big Bird would be a better SecDef

I'm sure one of his kidney isnt