My brother-in-law thinks he's discovered some sort of quantum object that will give nearly unlimited energy to power his home.
Just overheard my wife ask him over the phone "so how's that electricity thing goin'?"
🎵 Kill your darlings, kill your darlings, kill your darlings, when it's time. They'll be lost and gone forever but your project will be fine 🎵
Gonna rebrand myself as a "Booksmaxxer" and change my name to "Readicular".
More like "Man Assault Sam"
My mom got all hot and bothered watching a clip of Tom Hiddleston dancing and it was so weird to see her get low-key nuts for Loki's nuts
Why should you be careful letting a transgender cow drive your car?
They never learned to steer.
Something is wrong with this rice, orzo it seems.
Did you hear about the Irish guy who tried to trick Jesus into healing him?
It was a real Leper-Con!
It's a real rock tease
I didn't realize the Oscars started so early! Can't believe I was late to complaining about how much I don't care about them!
Oscars streaming live on HuGivesAShit
I gave up added sugar for Lent! It's been good so far. I haven't lost weight like I'd hoped but my poops have become much more... professional
Currently watching the Walking Dead with my kids and the only point of reference I have is this song which I love, but it did spoil a key plot point we just arrived at here in season 3, and the line kept repeating in my head as it happened.
youtu.be/Q9aM9Ch97U8?...
All these conservatives in Kansas suddenly have a newfound life of what they call "science".
Can you get paid for being depressed
This will be a solid for chuckle for about 1.3% of all Americans
Grey Pop Dijon Hunter
Screenshot of NatashaMuse.com with one real event, Solano Pride, and three fake ones: Trash Overfill 3/11, Pie Pye Pi on 3/14, and The Ide is High on 3/15
When the bookings are light, I include made-up show names on my website for my own amusement
The saddest part of the guy who played Harold dying is now someone has to tell the woman who played Maude 😢
I'm on TikTok! I make all kinds of videos but this one is just some clips of the first two days of the SFUSD teachers' strike.
I'm on TikTok! I make all kinds of videos but this one is just some clips of the first two days of the SFUSD teachers' strike.
Very disappointed in Bad Bunny. I did some research about him on the web and it turns out he's not old enough to be President
I grew up loving sitcoms so sometimes I'll remember I now live about a mile away from the Full House house and it gives me a little thrill.
"He's not racist, he's just old and not thinking right" is a bad defense for a grandpa, let alone a fucking president of the United Fucking States of America
We should have an umbrella term for pedophiles, hebephiles, and ephebophiles.
Call em epsteinphiles
When Trump dies a lot of people's personalities will become Barron
Imagine having a past so bad you audibly shit yourself on TV as a distraction from it
The wrong person from Home Alone 2 died
Absolutely legendary theme song