Land of the free and the home of the dudes tear-gassing toddlers in prams

They aren't worth it.

That's bloody lovely

RFK Jr. Unveils Disturbing Plan to Combat Bird Flu Trump’s health secretary has proposed the worst idea, as egg prices continue to skyrocket.

Yeah, do this you absolute fucking lunatic.

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Me getting ChatGPT to write sitcom scripts.

somebody really needs to tell me what sort of dog Gene Hackman had already.

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Why would anyone not want to live in an old toilet block?

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Fire up the raw milk machines! It's finally time.

From the law community on Reddit: Musk crashes Trumps interview and goes on an info dump about how the judicial branch shouldnt exist (reposted because first post was from my phone recording) Explore this post and more from the law community

Well done America, you fucking loons.

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I will buy many tickets to this.

Just discovered James Joyce's dirty letters and I may never risk reading anything ever again.

When this all goes very armageddony there will be the tiniest bit of me that feels smug about not saving properly for retirement.

#Kanye2024 is looking pretty fucking good now tbh.

This briefing is more unhinged than ever.

Barron Trump Vs Gary Barlow's massive unit of a lad.

Someone line it up.

We're all just keying Teslas now right. Like every one we see.

Out of work Tory MPs scraping by on less than £600 in six months Former Conservative MPs are having to get by on as little as £575 over six months as they struggle to find work outside of politics.

Savouring every last drop.

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Just discovered some people have tagged random tree swings on Google maps and now I am OBSESSED.

Where and when can I download the Smith Report?

BRB. Gotta go patrol wetlands in the 1980s for immigrants or something awful.

Dear companies (especially Sainsbury's),
Not all of you need to have a version of Spotify Wrapped.

It's time to go full moustache my guy.
roll deep, roll 'tache

It's a lively day for all your friends who've moved to California to message you to say they're safe from the wildfires and remind you that they actually live in California now.

Greenland and deep Canada sure sound like good places to build some rich dude nuclear bunkers. Just saying.

Descended from wolves apparently.

Watching the Elvis '68 Special.
Christ alive, that man was prettier than a balmy bank holiday.

We're at that point of the holiday break that I'd let my three year old watch Requiem for A Dream if it held his attention for 90 minutes.

That's a salty situation I didn't need.

Tempted to log back in to twitter just to give John Lennon's stupid kid some grief.