ok, if the government won't do it, i guess i'll just have to monitor e. coli outbreaks by myself

working rn is so insane we can only talk about the above board parts of white lotus and also pretend nothing else is going on in America

if not now then When should i start smoking cigarettes

did not realize Love Island was carrying my mental health but now that it is over…i need the brain chemicals

Cheryl Hines you will also be dealt with for your crimes of marrying RFK and ruining everyone’s Curb rewatch

@samtrayter’s tweet “you see jd vences tweets and fully understand why his mom traded him for some perc 30s” but edited so it looks like it’s from the Pope’s official Twitter account

Some Mulder for your timeline

RIP David Lynch you would’ve loved me watching The Return while looking at wedding dresses online

we have to bring back @ arze

where is 2010 vampire weekend tumblr on blue sky

digitals of me + my bestie

the eagles just won a Super Bowl, the miserable normal people in DC deserve to be happy

ok we’re back

if you’re new and decide to follow me it has be only because you think i’m hot. i don’t care for any other reason. don’t follow me for any other reason

long legged dog stretching on a bed

stop scrolling it’s time to stretch

Monday…likely place for anxiety to be

giant cookie with icing lettering “i’m a barbie girl in a oppenheimer world”

local grocer keeping up w the current girl dinner trend

2-panel image. The first is Barbie and Ken driving in a pink convertible looking elated. The second is Oppenheimer staring straight at the camera looking unhappy.

Beans for breakfast (Mexico)/Beans for breakfast (England)

i am constantly diluting soda w seltzer of a similar flavor like coke w black cherry seltzer etc it’s too DAMN SWEET

how do i get on film twitter blue sky. i have a lot to say and all my opinions are right

[2011 following Emma’s advice as a wizened poli sci sage]
Emma: *only a year older than I am*

your takes are too good to be early 20s no offense to the early 20s folks

a ginger seltzer w lemon juice is something that can b so personal

the reviews did not look great lmao lmk if it’s worth

3 chains

we have “what movie take has you like” quote rt due tomorrow

girls trip