a woman wearing a pink leopard print scarf says treat yo self Alt: a woman wearing a pink leopard print scarf says treat yo self

TREAT.

YO.

SELF 💙

Both? 👀

This card will likely find a home in my Izzet CanLander list. 3-mana seems like a lot but it doesn't die to Bolt and is a prowess* threat so it's worth trying for sure.

*at home

This makes me wanna write something for no other reason than to write something

Saaaaaaame

Gotta be an Ante card

Need @thehermitdruid.bsky.social to roast this mans alive

Mmmmm Sinkhole....

Mmmmmmm Essenceknit Scholar as a clover is dope as hell

Big second this

Just quit. Go play Solitaire. Get your weak brain ass out of here.

"Can't be bothered to sift through 10k cards"

First off, it's almost 30k cards

Secondly, your kind is weak and won't survive the winter

Finally, if you wanna be THAT lame, EDHREC's website already exists. Just rip the recommended

Just saw a comment on a funny reel that Kayleigh sent me about drop kicking your friends who use AI to brew Magic decks. It was funny as fuck and the only comment was some chud saying "god forbid we use the tools at our disposal" and just

Dawg if you can't brew without an ounce of thought yourself?

Man...

Take me back to the stage 😩

Been playing Standard quite a bit recently and Prowess is my deck.

I think the Lessons deck is going to be problematic for the immediate future. The Prowess deck rotates at the end of the year anyway. Bloomburrow, Duskmorn, and OTJ all leave in 6 months

That reminds me: I need to pack for my 9-day work trip that I also leave for on Friday 🤣

Still can't believe that almost the entire Prowess deck rotates this year 😭

In a generic Mono Red shell? Probably not when Wrenn's Resolve and friends are half the mana and net you the same velocity for card flow. My red weenies/burn deck don't really need a 4-mana draw 2.

Now, if we're playing any kind of welder deck... 👀

Oh HELL yea 🤣 sounds sick as fuck

This week’s giveaway is a foil Wheel of Fortune proxy, with a sketch of Spike Spiegel on the back!

Just repost this and be following me on Sunday the 26th for a chance to win it!

I have a mighty need. This is fantastic

Yea but you and I actually have normal conversations about Magic so I respect where you come from 🤣💙

That makes sense but also still interested haha. I love Sidar. That deck could be so sick at higher power levels. Really interested in what that Mister Negative is doing haha

The fact that we have shared essentially this exact meme with each other back and forth at least 4 times now makes me happy

SPECIFICALLY THE SNARLS.

I DON'T CARE THAT THE ALLIED REVEAL LANDS ARE FROM INNISTRAD FIRST.

WE TALKING ABOUT THE COLOR PAIRS THAT COME FROM ARCAVIOS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Damn those women had some wild deck choices but now I wanna see deck lists haha

Holy shit do I agree with that.

My holy grail Magic card was a judge foil Cradle when they were still under 3k. I was willing to scrape, save, sell, whatever to acquire one one day.

But now? Not a chance in hell

Hot take:

The Snarls should have been reprinted instead of the Innistrad checks.

Snarls are from Strixhaven in the first place, they're plenty fine for limited, and they're fine in commander if you're not a min-maxxing coward 😊

Unironically was thinking of picking up a foil Shaman of the Spring for a bad EDH deck and now I have no reason not to 👀

I really wanted to try out the Tog deck in premodern and thus found the source of it no longer being a $2 card haha

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