Theres a brewery in Evansville that used to be called Maidens but they got a request from Iron Maiden to change the name so its called Damsels now. All the beers have lady names. And the last time I was there they had a grape Faygo hard seltzer called Juggalette.
We are going to be trapped in this ceasefire limbo until we have a president that isn't a malignant narcissist.
There used to be 2 Steak n Shakes in my town. Now there are 0. They were always busy too. Very poorly run business.
Deploy the tactical chicken soup! Our boys need backup!
What women really want is a man who orders a shot of gin.
Theres a lot to choose from from Viagra Boys songs but Id have to go with
"And at that point it was obvious
I'd transformed into a piece of furniture
I tried to confront her
I opened my pillow and asked her
"What the fuck was in that cigarette?"
From Upside Backwards.
Getting closer every day to muting the word Platner. It sucks that the entire country has to know about that race now. Not my state, not my choice to make.
Non-zero chance trumps announces a 100% tarrif on heaven today.
We need to kill earth so the moon can live undisturbed.
"Its my new game I invented called softball!"
*throws the biggest ball you've ever seen in the most insane way possible*
SpaceX calling NASA asking "how you do all that?"
youtu.be/HQbhLnCbQEM?...
Saluting the TV as Artemis II splashes down lististening to this.
Desperately searching for gifs of the baby part of The Rehearsal season 2
Master of Disguise (2002) 4K UHD special edition directors cut where to buy
He's frickin' Agent Orange!
This shit head cannot bite the dust any faster.
It would rule if it happened right at the deadline he gave Iran.
Every 3rd movie in a franchise should have the subtitle Ghoulies go to College.
X Men 3: Ghoulies go to College
Fast and the Furious 3: Ghoulies go to College
Critters 3:Ghoulies go to College
Remember the panic over death panels under Obama? How quaint.
Is there a law that says you cant throw hammers at flock cameras? I dont think so.
Current technology is far too slippery. All phones, remotes and anything that is held should have a sandpaper like grip to it. I am sick of dropping my phone and so are you.
*Me as a weatherman*
"And tomorrow, fartly cloudy..."
What actually keeps bluesky alive is the bi-monthly bluesky is dying discourse. Its like a perpetual motion device.
Remember when there was all this build up to who would be the new host of Jeopardy and they were like "Please welcome the new host, Some Guy!"
Wallstreet ripping copper from the walls trying to be up for the long weekend.
So this is just another address to soothe his ego after a string of losses?
Grandpa eepy.
They get to the dark side of the moon and for the first time we finally see the moons buttcheeks.
Love this live feed inside Artemis II.
youtu.be/WRQIghZydk8?...
