When Longstaff hits the ball, the keeper is in the air having just bounced up. No way in hell he lands and then has chance to dive to save it.

I get why people claim it’s offside but the angle from behind the ball shows, to me, that he can see Longstaff and knows he’s shooting.

We did not deserve that result at all. I’d be fuming if I were a Bournemouth fan.

Thank fuck I’m not though because the atmosphere in their stadium would be terrible without the Leeds fans there. #lufc

Defenders may as well not have been there for that one. #lufc

We have been awful today. I expected a loss tonight but it would’ve been nice if we could at least attempt to play some football. #lufc

Stop giving them so much fucking space! #lufc

Can’t say I didn’t see it coming. We’ve been utter shit tonight. Can barely pass, keep giving the ball away and keep giving their players far too much space. #lufc

Looks like that’s exactly what’s happened.

Would like to see a change, Bogle has lost the ball a LOT on the right so hopefully see something change there.

Seems like we lose the ability to pass as soon as we’re near Bournemouth’s box. #lufc

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I do like Ankylosaurus although my favourite is Carnotaurus.

I could have told them this years ago.

I expected the goal to be pulled back for a VAR check. Was very surprised when there was no mention of VAR at all.

Fuck me sideways.

Did not expect that result at all. Absolutely thrilled though I’m pretty sure my adrenaline levels mean that I’m not sleeping tonight. #lufc

My god. I went into this game very relaxed because we would undoubtedly lose.

Now I’m nervous as hell at the prospect of ending the game 6 points clear of the relegation zone.

Leeds are gonna ensure I never live to see my pension. #lufc

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That’s certainly a bold fantasy team to pick.

I mean. Yes. But then he’d also get the ball and wait 5 seconds too long to make the pass.

I know we have injuries but Wolves look really fragile. We absolutely need to take the game to them.

Watching this game, we need to be pressing Wolves when they’re on the ball. They do not look comfortable when pressed and make mistakes. #lufc

On paper a Wolves win is best for us tonight but I can’t get over how hilarious it would be for Spurs to end up in the relegation zone. #lufc

We made that so much harder than it needed to be.

Just hope the injuries don’t derail our progress in the league. #lufc

Even if we end up winning this, I’m not convinced it’s worth it. Two injuries and a lot more football than I would’ve liked us to be playing. #lufc

What the actual fuck was Perri doing there? #lufc

Why are we so fucking incapable of seeing a game out? #lufc

I just really want Spurs to go down. Would be hilarious.

Take a point given how toothless we look in attack. Fed up of teams blatantly cheating though. Refs need to do something about it. #lufc

Absolutely riveting stuff in the first half. Need to change things around as I just can’t see us making anything decent happen up front. #lufc

Here’s hoping the referee isn’t the focus tonight. #lufc

Can’t rely on Liverpool to do anything right.