Not gonna lie, every time you shave the beard it takes 20 years off you and freaks me out like you've discovered the secret to youth.

I feel like this is the perfect job opportunity that would land me in jail. I'd somehow Bernie Madoff the whole thing and not realize it until the feds kick down my door.

Gnop.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

I love how every time a company gets hacked and my information gets stolen the solution is to make it harder for me to login. It's like they keep adding locks to the front door but ignore the backdoor hanging off the hinges.

I watched his specials, I think his jokes were meant to be from the perspective of the black community and not being able to hide what group they're part of if they feel like it. That being said, I'm not sure he was the best one to represent those remarks given his position. He's the wrong messenger

Blizzard planets always make me wonder how we can get $100,000 orbital barrage but Super Earth won't splurge for a set of 200 year old technology heat goggles. Some night vision goggles would also be nice.

I went ahead and got 100% in Vampire Survivors again in anticipation. I'm sure it's going to help me in this.

And now I know why I had to get those pulled and cauterized.

It literally keeps me awake at night, though I was an only child who's mother felt a $20 pair of shoes every 3 years was somehow going to bankrupt us, so maybe mine is a therapy issue.

I figured LA has homelessness because you can physically survive LA while homeless. I'm not sure that's possible everywhere.

Exactly. I imagine homeless life expectancy has to be really dependent on weather.

I wonder if climate makes a difference. I'm sure there's plenty of homeless in Indiana, but I can't imagine January does them any favors in surviving.

Math is just a set of rules and language to explain things. Imaginary numbers are just showing us the failures of a system we created. It's no different than getting the truck up to the speed of light going reverse in Big Rigs.

Wife and I finishing rewatching the original a couple months ago. Maybe it's because I'm old now, but the mother is a completely intolerable human being that for some reason they play it off like it was love. We accepted weird stuff back in the day.

Every time I see his picture at the VA I wish I could change his title to say "Couch Fucker."

I'm the target audience. This is peak Midwest cuisine. I live in a town in Indiana where the most popular breakfast dish is called The Heart Attack on a Plate. If I live to see 50 I'm suing somebody.

At this point it seems most of them are more concerned about not offending anybody because they want to stay in power with whatever side wins than stand up for what is right. I'm sure that defense went well at Nuremberg.

I'm hoping war crimes just pushes the rest of the world to actively do something.

It's only war crimes for the military, it's okay though if you're a cop.

I'd love the recommend Indiana. I can't, but I'd love to.

This is why I choose to continue only reading hard copies of books. The writing industry is a nightmare that abuses writers like it hates them. Keeps out the riff raff.

My gaydar is usually pretty good, though sometimes I'll get surprised by a random boner when nude wrestling.

Oh no, not the DOW. My boss and his million dollar home will be inconsolable.

You're gonna put this device on your dick.

Here in the Midwest the only people on bikes are old fat dudes pretending they're in the Tour de France and guys with DUIs trying to get to their job at Little Caesars.

Voyager without context is just as well written as Voyager with context.

I learned to truly appreciate you on the podcast during your absence. I'm so glad you got better before Pat became the NES Joe Rogan.