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Last month in The Onion:

Oh so we're to THIS part of the bubble cycle.

Also that's famously not even a real Bible verse.

The East Bay contingent was holding down the fort in person! Thank you to everyone who attended and supported us. If you missed it, there were technical difficulties but half of it is on YouTube now and (nearly) the whole thing will be available this evening.

19 minutes to go until the @edsourceguild.bsky.social rally! In person across the street from the Fox Theater in Oakland or at this YouTube link! Also on Twitch but you can’t schedule a single stream on there unless you’re an affiliate for some reason!

Noon today! Rally for @edsourceguild.bsky.social! Signing up for the Zoom is preferred but you people are generally pretty lazy so it'll also be streamed on YouTube, Twitch, and Instagram Live. Links are all in the Linktree thingy.

imagine joining a religion and then five years later criticizing the leader of that religion, who has dedicated his whole life to that religion, and who that religion says is infallible, about said religion

If you don’t believe we are in a bubble you are in denial

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

"I love a trebuchet. It's the thinkin' man's catapult." -me watching Jeopardy

You know, I hear that less and less every year and I *almost* miss it.

When whoever wins gets recalled after six weeks over a scandal someone would have caught if we still had local media how about we rock-paper-scissors for which of us has to be Governor next.

How did we have a better slate of candidates in the historically absurd recall election than we do now? Why doesn't anyone want to be Governor of California?

A flamboyant-haired chicken with feathers colored kinda like a French manicure.

I'm pretty sure this chicken is gay.

(5/5)
Schultz, Frederic C. NPP
Shaw, Barack D. Obama DEM
Shields, Scott P DEM
Solórzano, Gretha REP
Trowe, Margaret NPP
Woodard, Tom LIB
Zezulak, Erin "Zez" DEM
Zickefoose, David REP

(4/5)
Maupin, Brent NPP
Mercuri, Daniel NPP
Naranjo IV, Leo REP
Orozco, Mauro Alberto NPP
Rao, Satish DEM
Safarnejad, Reza NPP
Sandak, Sam NPP
Sarmiento, Christine R. NPP

(3/5)
Hernandez, Rafael M. REP
Jacob, Joel E. DEM
Kidgell, Gary Howard DEM
Komarovsk, Anne NPP
Lapp, Alicia Olivia REP
Levy, Matthew Chase DEM
Loynes Jr., Duane Terrence NPP
Martin, Amanda NPP

(2/5)
De Barraicua, Louis A. DEM
DeMott, LivingForGod AndCountry NPP
Dhillon, Randeep S. REP
Edum-a-Sam, Sophia DEM
Fiankan, Serge NPP
Filinski, Lukasz Adam NPP
Fomin, Max NPP
Grundmann, Don J. NPP

In addition there are 40—yes 40—candidates who did not file their forms electronically. They are:

Agbede, Akinyemi DEM
Arif, Mohammad DEM
Athans Jr., James REP
Azevedo, Larry DEM
Bar-Lev, Naomi NPP
Basualdo, Patricia De Luca REP
Buhler, Carolina DEM
Cabrera, Joseph NPP
(1/5)

(2/2)
Parley, Thunder DEM
Porter, Katie DEM
Rab, Raji DEM
Robinson, Ramsey PFP
Steyer, Tom DEM
Swalwell, Eric DEM
Thurmond, Tony K. DEM
Villaraigosa, Antonio DEM
Yee, Betty T. DEM
Young, Nancy D. NPP
Zacky, Leo Samuel REP

Also those 20 are:

Becerra, Xavier DEM
Bianco, Chad REP
Culotti, Elaine NPP
Grasty, Derek DEM
Henderson, Jon NPP
Herms, Lewis NPP
Hilton, Steve REP
Kellel, Dawit NPP
Mahan, Matt DEM
Nelson, Tim REP
(1/2)

* Thanks to California's campaign finance reporting rules you only have to report donations of $1,000 or more in realtime. The next filing that includes small donors is due in a couple weeks.

So I just ran the numbers and, as of end of day March 31, not counting donations under $1,000 in 2026*, the 20 non-Steyer candidates for California Governor who electronically filed forms raised a total of $43,555,998.38 including non-monetary and loans. Steyer gave $101,063,269.14 to himself.

principla skinner thinking "am i out of touch? no it's the pope who is wrong"

"talk about current pop culture events like Wuthering Heights, a movie that came out in February; the latest Taylor Swift album, which came out in October of last year; Heated Rivalry, which came out in November of last year; and Anthony Bourdain, who is dead."

I’d be more inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt if her alternate story wasn’t so hilariously improbable and ill-conceived. At least try to make sense, you know?

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It's wonderful that his legacy is preventing free speech and debate on college campuses.