how did microsoft fuck up this bad lmao this is crazy

taking ivermectin to kill my brainworms

This is a policy of genocide.

If you've grown up having to deal with the weirdest and most unsettling of church goers (often white and republican, lets not mince words) you know how true this is. Christian Nationalism is just that mind bending and dangerous. Its basically no different from a turbo cult but now they have power

A pixel drawing of me (idk i'm a short girl in a hoodie and a dress) walking in the middle of traffic at night while drinking and holding a phone. There are several instances of text, in order of biggest to smallest: "I THINK I MIGHT FUCK AROUND AND GET HIT BY A CAR", several texts coming from the phone: "1) woof :3 how u doin? 2) i want to rape you 3) image.png 4) boop n_n" and some small bulletpoints that read "NO HOPE, MUST DIE, HELL HELL HELL"

This world is an aberration, but instead of dying I'm going to make my existence everyone else's problem.

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

Pavlov's puppygirl hears the sound of a bell and.... well.... I mustn't say

My coworker just suggested we "set a trap" for the guy who keeps stealing lunches from the break room fridge. Brother you are Tom and Jerry brained. We are going to HR.

they made an antifa for rats

”boy”moding” is her way of killing herself. And it doesn’t even work. This is to be expected, as she follows female-characteristic suicide patterns.

Why is the human nose capable of producing this much mucus how do i stop it will god do me the favor of killing me

yeah I’m “consulting the Bailey’s” all right, I’m drunk as fuck

I love my beautiful boyfriend

oh yeah of course you're beautiful, just not traditionally. More like a boat or a large interesting rock at sunset. Not in the kiss and have sex way, you know?

pleesed to chease you

just some fucking bullshit

scott adams said one of my youtube videos was bad one time. now he's dead. i think there's a lesson there

a series of four vignettes from my life, each punctuated with the phrase “This is the rest of my life”

What if his neck just did that?

genuinely haunted by stickybear on the cd-i. this bear is so fucking ugly but he lives in heaven. everything is animated on 1s and this world knows no pain or suffering. i feel like i've seen something i shouldn't have.

ah nvm i can get to it through your feeds tab

hey just letting you know im pretty sure your feeds down :(

I was forced under duress to make this comic

I enjoy talking to insane ppl it’s like touching a hot stove

No need for music, just each other

“No film left unscanned.” 🎞️ Film historian Rick Prelinger (@footage.bsky.social) explains why motion picture film is vanishing, and why digitization is crucial to saving our cinematic history.

Full video ➡️ youtu.be/AdtZtvlFi9o

#DigitalPreservation #FilmHistory #MemoryHole #Film

They should make a dildo that goes soft when you are about to come and says sorry and cries