Age and health concerns won.

Who cares?

Please fly in Dan and Jordan and let them do Knowledge Fight out of the Info Wars studio.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Especially if it’s 8:00am and the guy sitting next to you at the bar is on his third Bloody Mary; and you both nod in acknowledgement that societal norms mean nothing there.

Can’t argue with Herzog. Writing “Linda McMahon got one of the loudest pops at Wrestlemania 18” seems wrong, but it happened.

That’s for employing me for 5 years!

I actually blame the 2010s Oilers more than anyone

I’d prefer they get 1st pick for the sake of getting the 1st pick.

At least Luongo’s pressers would be fun.

Just like Boba Fett in the 90s EU.

That’s really going to affect their skating ability

Do Foote next.

Can neither confirm nor deny

I have an affinity for them because they’re such little assholes.

When the monkeys get bigger sticks, we’re all dead

Handguns are cheaper and faster if you want to die that bad

I went to a cafe in Bali where the hostess had a stick she would use to scare off monkeys.

Let’s go with Rossi

If it was LA I could help out because, putting two and two together, I’m going through the same thing right now.

Closer to finance bro, but quite adjacent

Or ever, hopefully

Funny how a game developed for the Xbox felt like a console game.

No, he was in the 1970s. She clearly established that.

And Carney can piss up a rope too but whining is all Poilievre has.

A reverse Masks if you will.

I think there’s an argument to be made that those were all Data, despite still considering themselves to be the characters Data had overwritten.

I’m not taking a side on that debate, just throwing it out there.

They tried to rest MacKinnon…but he overpowered them.