“How dare Iran defend itself? Why didn’t they just do what Venezuela did?”

RePuBlIcAnS aRe GoOd FoR tHe EcOnOmY!

When you're dying, your life is Truthed before your eyes.

Written by Shiv Ranndas?

I bet we could get him to drop a Macaca.

I still remember all of the Republicans that didn’t realize The Colbert Report was a parody.

Only Republicans are allowed to abuse the system! If Democrats get to level the playing field, how can the Republicans, with their policies that are unpopular with a majority of the country, ever get a chance to ruin all of our lives?

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?! YouTube video by YodaIndica

Republicans today:

It's terrible to see any team lose like this, but it's only funny when it's the Mets.

1 in 3 Americans would sell their mother for a nickel.

He's one bad hurricane from a truly insane November wipeout.

It's an understandable reaction, but something best left to working out in therapy and not on the national political stage.

Billionaires can't be fanatics. They can only be eccentric.

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I'm now worried about the personal politics of lightsaber kid. Is he in a leadership position at CBP?

General David Petraeus and his biographer, Paula Broadwell, who he gave sensitive information to while they were in a sexual relationship.

I'm assuming it's the 2020 election crimes Kash has been pumping.

Totally, but the craven Republican leadership will only act if they know that kicking out their shitheel members won't make them lose their majority.

Hopefully with the D resigning first, there will be enough support for to kick him out, too.

This hotbed of pro-war poasters needs to be stifled!

At least the Mets didn't lose last night!

Remission as a Service.

I think the promulgation of SVU/True Crime type shit has made a small subsection of people think that a guy being friendly to a child is immediately suspect.

What they all have in common is a desire to reset the clock to 1992 when they were younger, more respected, and held unchecked sway over a culture that has now passed them by.

Probably harder to execute that effectively at home instead of a colony.

She can always fall back on her not at all creepy "selling my bathwater" scheme.

The James O'Keefe Irony Act of 2026

The manliest of men are terrified of tiny needles and the wonders of modern medicine.

Brains fully cooked on Twitter and FOX, given control over us all because they happen to wear black robes.

Don’t forget the Obamacare replacement that’s always 2 weeks away from being introduced.

We likes our treats.