Time is a flat circle

Chiming in as I am in a kinja relationship 🤗. 4 years since yesterday, our anniversary of the first DM slide

Everyone coming out the woodworks to celebrate this glorious day! Can't wait for the REAL glorious day to hit any minute now...

You guys are the only ones who can realllllly appreciate the death of the Hulk!!!

If I had 2 wishes, 1 would be that Gawker was around right now for this day.

The other would be that another specific old white man dies, but thats just my wish every day.

I logged on bc i wanted to see people congratulating me for logging off

I've had more than my eyes on him in the last week

Ok but we also both love sex

I talk about this a LOT but it always boils down to "people with similar interests and similar styles of humor are compatible."

Wild!

get swole and a hot milf will eventually fuck you until you log off

I'm on Instagram but it's more "real life" unfortunately.

I gotta say I am feeling a strong high being back on bluesky with yall, twinja is my drug of choice

I logged on to read this poetry and it was truly worth it. Printing this thread for our sex dungeon.

Literally I just had a craving for arbys

Sarry my dog is so cute and I'm such a cool photographer

Take me home.

People barely understood what Twitter was, I'm not about to explain this hellsite

Listen kids can yall go play over there, mommy needs to pack 750 lingerie sets, massage oil and a vibrator for her date weekend comin up

Before I tweeted my life away, I used to journal, extensively. I have archives of journals from my teens and 20s. They are shockingly well written and only minimally cringe.
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I realllllly need to get back to personal Journaling and not...this...
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Ugh but I love attention.

On behalf of the entire Indian subcontinent please know we don't fuck with those hoes (vivek and nikki).

::Mariah Carey I don't know her. Gif::

They aren’t talking about Hunter Biden’s cock nearly enough for me to know who I’m gonna vote for up there

It's worth the install IMO.

I think it's interesting and great that the community that has connected the most with me and my story as a WoC in a white male industry are trans women. I've met 2 wonderful women who went out of their way to tell me "we see you and we hear you."

I 100% recommend the Chevy bolt. I also think the equinox is a great choice.

Anyone smarter than me wanna point me to a good blog/article/book/journal about racism vs. Fetishization and how they're 2 sides of the same coin

I went to a Tim Mcgraw concert when I was 13 and enjoyed myself. I wore pleather pants from limited too.

I can't believe I'm in my "writing" era, just call me Carrie Bradshaw. Writing shitty short stories and bangin a guy with a fake name.

Fucking kill me that I'm one year late to being invited to this. But to even be associated in the slightest to these 2 is a dream.

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