The boys need quick goal here to keep UPL in good spirits

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

I was gonna say joe biden as a counterpoint but then you covered him with the “unless” part

If you aren’t a million years old, you’re doing a pretty good impression of someone who is

Everything is fine!

At that point just get rid of ot altogether and go right to the shootout nonsense. Either it’s important enough to keep playing the game or it’s not

I love Jimi Hendrix but also I think playing the guitar is the most evil thing a person could ever possibly do

A very dumb guy who gave himself a Very Serious Website name

He is, in fact, The Worst

Spinning a big wheel every night to decide which country gets to be the Wildcard Anthem

If the barstool guy has a problem with the Sabres playing both anthems before every game, we should add french versions to give him even more of a problem

"The US Ruling Class is a Terrorist Organization"

"The US Ruling Class is a Terrorist Organization"
Seen in Avondale, Chicago, Illinois

The Sabres are undefeated in the playoffs over the last 14 years

He recommends milan lucic for the medal of merit

Fun Fact: the original cut of The Departed (2006) features an extended sequence where Matt Damon’s character expounds on the depths of his Bruins fandom, going into detail about how the franchise inspired his ethical approach to his personal and professional lives. The scene was cut due to slur use.

They want grace and forgiveness for things like “being a regular on epstein island” and execution without trial for things like “allegedly shoplifting a candy bar”

Just got a bit of snow here, which probably isn’t a good omen for the road team being lead into town by a braggadocious german

That “the” gets its own elephant is just delightful to me

Terror Lake Salutes Hannibal Crossing The Alps

If his whole life is just about misery then he can always just bring a bagged lunch

Aaron Arkaway “have you heard the good news” dot gif

The schedulemakers fucked up, the ratings aren’t my problem. I hope the celtics go into quintuple overtime and nobody in greater boston watches a millisecond of hockey the whole night

I don’t give a damn about the celtics and neither should the nhl. League should’ve pretended to be a professionally run organization and gotten their schedule together on a reasonable timeframe

Outdoor viewing parties don’t show up in the ratings

Some awful bloodsucker who hates hockey thought they’d get more eyeballs on the tv ads this way, I’m sure of it

I was overreacting here. Really they should just be moved to Halifax or something

“Oh this thing you’ve been planning your whole weekend around? Yeah it’s going at the very end of the weekend” well fuck you too, gary

(This is one of many reasons to support Abolish The Bruins, btw)