Cost of living goes up.
Wages don’t move the same.

That’s not random.

You’re not stuck.
You’re structured.

Nothing feels broken…
until you zoom out.

Someone in Australia just read 40 pages of The System on Kindle Unlimited!!

No idea who you are and thank you!… but that tells me one thing…

You didn’t stop after the first few pages!

I’ve written kids books…
funny ones.

Then I wrote this.

Just sold another "The Fart That Lost its BUM" book.....Into the UK!!

Thank you!!

Most people feel like something’s off…
but can’t explain it.

The System

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You’re told to work hard, save, and get ahead.
But what if the system is designed so
you never quite get there?

Very proud of writing this one, thoughts??

If the system was built today from scratch…
would it look like this?

The system doesn’t need to control you.
It just needs you to keep participating.

It’s not about good people vs bad people.
It’s about incentives.
And incentives don’t care about fairness

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The system doesn’t need your agreement.

It just needs your participation.
And most people never question it.

Book link in comments.

Available here - mybook.to/thespark

This isn’t self-help.
It’s not spiritual advice.

It’s just an honest look at something most people avoid.
And maybe that’s why it matters.

Book link in comments.

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Most behaviour issues aren’t defiance.
They’re confusion.

Once kids understand the expectation…
everything changes.

✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition

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Makes a great gift idea!

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For kids who adore Mum and Dad.
For parents who do their best every day. 💛
A story that feels like home.

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Marriage isn’t a fairytale.
It’s a long conversation you’re still trying to understand.

This book leans into that.
Out now.

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🤣 Written like a kids’ book… but definitely NOT for kids!

An Idiot’s Guide to Keeping Your Wife Happy; the funniest guide to surviving love; marriage.

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Imagine being a fart…
…and suddenly realising you’ve lost your bum.
That’s where this story begins. 💨

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Parents reading bedtime stories:

Dragons ✔
Dinosaurs ✔
Princesses ✔
A fart that lost its bum ✔💨

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True story.
I was waiting at a supermarket deli.
A kid kept asking for cabana.
A dad absolutely lost it.
I turned the moment into a song.

(Song link in comments)

No perfect couples here.
Just real marriage… the eye rolls, the silence, the “nothing’s wrong” moments.