yeah he's immune to Hokuto Shinken because of situs inversus

A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

Good luck!

Klaus McForkface, a lifting robot developed by German manufacturer Linde AG, performed a stunning 1200-kilogram (2646 lb) overhead lift in Hamburg, beating the human world record by more than 300%

Props to the sub for resisting the temptation to paste the hotdog guy costume onto his profile photo

Cthulhu, except it's Mr Blobby, with pink skin and yellow spots, shining green eyes, black eyelashes, wings, a tentacled face, red snout, and seal shaped body and flippers

Blobby Cthulhu from another angle, in direct sunlight

Blobby Cthulhu from another angle in direct sunlight

Finished polymer clay abomination.

"I have looked upon all the universe has to hold of horror, and even the skies of spring and flowers of summer must ever afterward be poison to me." - HP Lovecraft

Goodnight Madripoor
Tell Her About It (It In This Case Being That You Had A Kid With Her Clone After She Died)

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

To be fair that's a pretty spectacular fantasy

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Peter mandelsons entire career is like a cursed pharaohs amulet that kills everyone that tries to use its power and every other week some Labour party idiot picks up and goes have we tried using the pharaohs amulet

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Exactly one year ago today:

His first Modern Slavery Act 2015 corporate report was like "Great news! There's no *human* exploitation in my supply chain at all!" and then it got very loud very quickly

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

Excerpt from medical malpractice suit document. 87. Instead, Defendant Shaknovsky maintained to himself and others around him that he had removed Mr. Bryan’s spleen and that Mr. Bryan’s cause of death was a splenic artery aneurysm. He repeated this assertion over and over to numerous staff and other physicians who looked at him like he was crazy.

Chat is it good when this last line makes it into the final draft presented to the court

Oh thank Christ this is a couple of years old and not "another one", I remember reading about this at the time because he was given an instant suspension by the state Surgeon General. This is like the frictionless sphere case of medical malpractice, and this guy is the Sufficiently Advanced Idiot

The lesson here is going to be don't put your bosses-targeted marketing where the workers can see it

Ironically the BBC stumbled on a really important story: Desperate asylum seekers being forced to turn to fraudulent fee-charging “advisors” to navigate a system that is intentionally impossibly baroque and from which all sources of free advice have been removed.

But no: they chose Fake Gay Panic.

Entire new advances in hip ratchets to allow suitable Power Squats

"Time for Master's Tyranids."
"Oh, thanks. ...No, Cheesoid! That's not Genestealer Purple, that's Casandora Yellow!"
"Casandora Yellow?"
"Yes!"
"But Casandora Yellow goes on Imperial Fists."
"...oh, shit"

Often one can easily be like "'common sense' often leads to counterfactual conclusions based on preconceptions and vibes", but "Is it a good idea to repeatedly hit yourself in the face with a hammer" might actually land right side up

You should be able to tilt a MOBA and make everyone fall over.

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Critically endangered crafts Crafts classified as 'critically endangered' are those at serious risk of no longer being practised. They m include crafts with a shrinking base of craftspeople, crafts with limited training opportunities, crafts wit financial viability, or crafts where there is no mechanism to pass on the skills and knowledge. Arrowsmithing Basketwork furniture making Bell founding Besom broom making MORE ENDANGERED Bow making (musical) Bowed-felt hat making Chain making Clay pipe making Clog making Coiled straw basket making Coppersmithing (objects) Copper wheel engraving Currach making Cut crystal glass making NEW Devon stave basket making Diamond cutting Encaustic tile making Engine turned engraving Fabric pleating Fair Isle chair making Fan making Figurehead carving NEW Flower making (trade and manufacturing) NEW Flute making (concert) Fore-edge painting Frame knitting Glass eye making Glove making MORE ENDANGERED Hat block making Hat plaiting Horse collar making Horsehair weaving Linen beetling NEW Linen damask weaving Maille making Matte painting (filmmaking) NEW Metal thread making Millwrighting Northern Isles basket making Orrery making Paper making (trade and manufacturing) Parchment and vellum making Piano making Pietra dura NEW Plane making Plume making Pointe shoe making Pottery (trade and manufacturing) Quilting (frame NEW | Rake making MORE ENDANGERED Rattan furniture making NEW Saw making Scientific and optical instrument making Scissor making Sieve and riddle making Silk ribbon weaving Silver spinning Spade making Spinning wheel making Straw hat making Sussex trug making Swill basket making Tanning (oak bark) Thatching (Irish vernacular) NEW Thatching (Scottish vernacular) Thatching (Welsh vernacular) NEW + Tinsmithing Wainwrighting Watch face enamelling Watch making Whip making Wooden fishing net making 84.7

new bucket list unlocked for my adhd craft friends:

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways

wait I'm a lion, I can't count

Excerpt from article: ...Skyhorse. “I think most people don’t read books anymore because they’re too absorbed in all the other available media,” said Carlson, according to the Wall Street Journal. He added that those who do “tend to be disproportionately influential in policy conversations and conversations about ideas”.

I feel like it's actually a pretty good thing that people with influence in policy making read books, Tucker! I feel like we're seeing what happens if they don't, Tucker!!

"And in a clear demonstration of why you shouldn't pick a fight with someone with a direct line to God, the Pope has just picked up a blue shell"

My stupid conspiracy theory is that Hitler has not been assassinated by time travellers because he is the *result* of time travel meddling. The best outcome is to have Germany led by an incompetent egotist who decides to betray his allies