Yeah nah nah nah yeah nah

oh dang

Cucked by my wife
I feel safest of all

I mean if he didn't I'll gladly volunteer to piss them (while he's wearing them, to clarify)

lmao recency bias

or mnemonic

dick yes but he's robot hank hill down there

Put your money where your mouth is, Elon. Now put more money in there. More. What's that, Elon, you're having trouble breathing? Better put some more money in your mouth that will fix things

@ryannorth.ca I was strongly reminded of your Hole Escapade by this situation

Wizardrys nuts

yeah can I also get like three or four more buns please

picturing worf going "be very very quiet. I am hunting targs." in an extremely serious voice

The TNG episode title would be Q-wazy wabbit

i feel like people on average *were* happier before smart phones, but maybe it's not because the smart phones made them unhappy, smart phones just started getting popular right before the 2008 financial crisis?

nationalize google and microsoft too

i still say the USPS should have said "go for it, blowjobs, see if we fuckin care"

zoi is a pretty damn fine brand if u live in the PNW or near a Winco

orange creeeeeeam <3

The Mayan apocalypse it's just going a lot slower than youd expect

I think you're talking about Noi who is from Dorohedoro (she is great. everyone from that show is great)

google is telling me this is called "cuzzupe" or "cuddura" if anyone wants more answers

this is a nightmare

"what's a gagortion"

has this guy considered that maybe social media *in general* is dying? wheres the "like" numbers for twitter and facebook for comparison?

also why is "likes" the only metric he's using here. hows the # of posts and replies? feels like cherrypicking to me

Gumby - Grub Grabber Gumby 1968 YouTube video by dan1elle523

have yall seen Grub Grabber Gumby

because i suspect David Lynch has www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFrQ...

o shit @sandwichfrank.bsky.social

aha, but ferris bueller was *PG-13*. check and mate

i'll add it to the wiki after I'm done touching up the section on the Blood Ravens, gimme a sec

Better moon mania than joining the moon mafia I say. You have any idea how hard it is to get gabagool into space

It's your birthday today