hearing reports that the blazers new owner is inquiring about selling this game 2 win to the spurs

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

oh no really

status.bsky.app still suspended

the pictures

they have returned

dont know if its a bug or if its another attack so it may be a minute

even the status page is now down
status.bsky.app

yeah it aint you

do they know yet if its a bug or if its some more tom foolery

we also got a new sir story

incredible

trump says iran isnt closing the strait, trump is, iran wants it open

please keep going with this line, its going great for you donnie

ok deal

Did every media reporter get a two paragraph excerpt from a publicist and just write it up with some context they assumed was relevant?

the goal to be helpful with ai systems seems to have created a system where its just too supportive of whatever you say. sometimes i feel like i could talk the thing into admitting the sky is red

oh boy oh boy

also, the basketball thing was your dull analogy bud :)

dont bring shit to your campaign and it wont get talked about

this is politics, not your basketball game

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what do the words "in response" mean to you

i remember him specifically saying he would not, before doing it anyway

theres a word for saying something when you know its not true, wapo

really, booker just out of the blue started talking about a streamer that the vast majority of the country has never heard of and those who have overwhelmingly do not like

'less relevant alex jones' is a good description of hasan piker

the only thing i ever saw about him shocking his dog was his own video in which he showed himself shocking his dog and then claimed you didnt see what you just saw

yes he was and they got mad booker wouldnt talk to him

thats not what this story says

yeah hes not important and it would be best for all if he stayed that way

thats the fun question no one really knows anymore

youve got it backwards and i think intentionally. piker was being promoted by dem tea party types and thats what led to people writing about who he really was in response