1 adult, 1 child. Anywhere in the ground. Unsuccessful 😂. Only got tickets through the ballot once this season. Back to the online lottery on Monday

If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.

They literally played together. He's played every game since signing. Hardly 2nd fiddle

This is very much the way under Howe. A team of runs.

Exactly this 😂

Bonnie Blue's bed sheets?

Yeah, I was concerned last week, but it feels clearer now. That said, we've got some massive games coming up over the next 4 weeks, and the reality is we'll probably lose some more

I must have missed that. Burn and Gordon back. Botman could be on the bench. Barnes should be back by next week.
Only Joelinton out for a few weeks.

Great series

Experienced this after Wallace and Gromit on Christmas day. 15 minutes of madness, like car crash TV, I couldn't look away, until I came to my senses and turned it off.

Dunno like, Uncle Sam? And loads of lyrics that felt very close to the bone

Agree on the Wimbledon point 😂 my God that was tough going

What an opening paragraph 👏 😂

TF Match Report - Birmingham City 2-3 Newcastle Utd, Cup 4th round It’s easy to fall into lazy clichés and call Birmingham a shithole.

Did you miss the TF match report from our FAC win at Birmingham?

Matthew Philpotts in the away end at St Andrew’s.

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Yep. Quality

💯. Belter of a game. Also loved that performance from Willock and Osula

I have used triggers broom surrounding this subject so many times 😂.

Reading more of the UEFA rules, worth noting that the annual costs are not per season, but December to December

This means the Miggy and Kelly sales count in our UEFA calcs next season

Also, the net profit from transfers part is the average of the past three years, which is crappy for us

#NUFC

Although Alex Murphy signed 3 years ago.
Easy to forget we actually spent £60m in the summer.

Strong chance at this point 8th place gets Europe, which would be worse than last season. Not sure it's that big a risk tbf

PSR is also the reason no one came in with a crazy bid for Bruno Isak or Gordon last summer and Madrid isn't splashing a load on Tonali this January

We can thank it for some things

Completely. Best case scenario is it's a temporary blip as clubs get their finances in order, then leads to more sensible transfer fees and wages.
Worst case is it continues like this.
Can't see Sky being happy about it, the ratings, associated betting etc, all gone.

Agree. Some that I'm intrigued by (Rashford, Tels) but I wouldn't be at all convinced if we made them, and remain sceptical they'll work.
Man City have made good signings I'd have liked, but not so much I'd want to pay over the top for them.
The issue isn't Mitchell, it's PSR

But if we're selling Kelly for £20m, it may well be a tough market to get reasonable value?

We don't have any of the Kelly money yet though.
I agree with you, however, that it seems mad that there isn't any loan to buy deals we could do.
On the other hand, Juve have agreed to pay £20m for Lloyd Kelly in this window.

I think Botman in for Schar, Tripps for Tino. Necessary changes to tighten the defence.

I can't help but feel it's racists looking for an excuse to be racist, rather than an angry football fan. Happens too regularly

Newcastle United strongly condemns the appalling racist abuse received by Joe Willock on Instagram on Saturday evening.

There is no room for racism anywhere.

Joe has been given the club's full support and we will continue to do all we can to ensure the welfare of our players, staff and supporters.

Indeed! 1st to 4th Champions League, 5th Europa. Usually ends up with 6th Europa and 7th conference because the cup winners qualify for Champions league.
Possible this year 1st to 5th Champions league, 6th Europa, so could be that 8th place gets into Conference

No, the place goes to the league, not the losing finalist, that changed many moons ago.