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Posts by chrismixel

Remember to steal food and products, because the companies will not pass on their savings to us, the people who paid the tariffs.

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Past few weeks I have been out in my yard collecting grass seeds, bringing them inside and breaking them down to individual seeds and spreading them all over my yard on all the bare spots. I've been also pulling up tons of weeds. Turns out all I needed to become a yard guy was a pair of gloves.

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Do you think your AI Assistant interacts with your coworker's AI Assistant? What do they say about me? Can you ask your coworkers?

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As a professional MP3 sorter, AI completely does my job now, please do not tell my boss' AI.

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Do you mind it being Reese's green chocolate flavored?

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I think I saw a pallet at Ollies

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I was driving through rural Kentucky and stopped at a Walmart to get some travel pickles, as one does, and just then a huge flock of Canadian Geese flew by. Pretty majestic.

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Fun fact, depending on head size, an old shirt sleeve works as a great headband

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I thought he was great in Jack and Jill

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Last but not least, the stump should be dry now, it's been two years. I should make it into a better cup holder (table) than it currently is. Also gives an idea of how big the tree was.

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Next winter when the birds are done with the two nests hidden in the lowest branch, I'm going to have to cut it just to make sure the tree doesn't grow over the driveway so low.

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current pics of the child and the grandchild

I'm rewilding my yard with native grasses and they all dropped seeds this week, so I mowed, that's why it looks bare

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This 40 year old Live Oak, but it's ok. She had an offspring about 13 years ago that I made sure didn't die.
These pics are 4 years old

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a large root being pried up with every metal tool I had to keep it from going back in the ground

a large root being pried up with every metal tool I had to keep it from going back in the ground

A large root laying next to my car for scale, about as thick as my calf

A large root laying next to my car for scale, about as thick as my calf

hole filled in with dirt and fert and a picture of my 15 month old live oak

hole filled in with dirt and fert and a picture of my 15 month old live oak

Former root
Former hole
Future tree

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WHAT THE FUCK

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Lucky bastards

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I like that my neighbors have no idea I've recreated Pee-Wee's breakfast Rube Goldberg machine in my house over the last 6 years.

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Every Mexican restaurant around me has had Al for years.

It's called Al Pastor and it's wonderful.

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It's called practice for when they send ICE to every democrat leaning polling location in the fall.

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Mr. President sir, the people want you to die.

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Taking over the airports tomorrow becomes taking over the polls in the fall.

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You sound... raving mad about it, mate.

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Monday, I plan on coming out to my boss that I have been two interns in a trench coat the last 18 years.

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A trucker hat for a motorcycle company? Now I've seen everything!

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She bit the shit out of his penis. The 13 year old girl bit the shit out of his penis.

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She bit the shit out of his penis. The 13 year old girl bit the shit out of his penis.

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This'll probably do it.

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Doctor, I swear, I only pump once or twice a day, only when I'm stressed

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BREAKING: Goldman Unveils Unredacted File That 'Disputes Everything' Trump 'Has Said' About Epstein
BREAKING: Goldman Unveils Unredacted File That 'Disputes Everything' Trump 'Has Said' About Epstein YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News

Remember that time the 13 year old girl

Bit the shit out of his penis

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLnU...

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taxation without representation is what....

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