I despise with the heat of a thousand suns the way I have to be suspicious of all art I see now while I investigate it's authenticity, because this couldn't be more diametrically opposed to the state of mind one should be in while taking in all art.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

connoisseur of onions

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A life size standee of Bruno Mars at Shibuya Tower Records.

Can't stop thinking about this standee of Bruno Mars that looks like he's a guest character on the next Like A Dragon game.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

A gray cat, suspended in midair over a bathtub, limbs splayed out, realizes she has made a poor choice.

Please enjoy this amazing freeze frame from Liara’s bathtub incident last night

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

screenshot of bluesky service status page Service status Last updated 12:04:19 AM | Next update in 51 sec. Some systems down A We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos April 16, 2026 at 06:42 GMT+00:00

please, my reginos, they are very sick

Cancel Reply Forbidden Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Can you ask them to stop?

Asking the forbidden question

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Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

what if spide wear trouse (2 drawings of spiders wearing jeans) would you still respect him could you still look at him the same way

i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

Online censorship is bad for everyone. It is never about “protecting the kids”.

We’re seeing this happen with Google removing popular games that have themes that these corporations do not like seeing.

Fucking cowardly and unacceptable behavior. They’ll go after games with themes they don’t like.

when we say that censorship is coming for everyone, we mean *everyone*

it do be like this sometimes

when you're not a morning person but you get a morning person job, everyone tells you you'll get used to waking up early but i'm here to tell you that's a fat fucking lie

I got to keep it 💚💘💖💓💞💕

I have 3 more wisdom teeth to get out eventually. why settle for half a tooth when you can get whole

like, we let children keep their teeth when they get yoinked out at the dentist's. am I, an adult, also allowed to partake in this, or is this another age-gated activity

I am. getting wisom teeth removed, if the context even matters

will my dentist hate me if I ask to keep my teeth afterwards

Gamers Nexus video ca 2021: proper thermal paste application, does it matter?

Gamers Nexus video 2026: the fires of California will be quenched with the warm blood of the executive class

fucked up broken bluesky feed with VIBES CODED in Dark Souls III death screen font

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thanks for hanging out, folks!

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museum it is www.twitch.tv/detectivenep...

might stream today. y'all want me to solve a murder or manage a museum?