Me: What time is it?
Husband: 7.20pm
Me: It’s still so light with the clocks going forward! The birds must be like, ‘wtf?!’.
H: …
Me: …
H: Birds don’t tell the time…
#daylightsavings #bst
Why does the haha show make me cry? #mash
Not me drinking martinis because of my new hyper-fixation with Benjamin Franklin ‘Hawkeye’ Pierce from M*A*S*H 4077th.
Regretti spaghetti.
On the last night of the year I have found a game that has allowed me to pet two Medieval/Renaissance cats. 20/10 - would pet again. #pentiment #gaming
So exciting!
Also, all the cats who come to visit: Merlin, Sir John, Stripey Jungle Cat.
The reasons (other than spending time with family) I enjoy coming to my parents’ house for Christmas include, but are not limited to:
1. My parents’ cat, Sylvester, who just silently judges us
2. The wide availability of chocolate around the house
3. The house’s transformation into a true grotto
Me to the spider in my bathroom: Please don’t bite me; I’m not ready to take on the responsibility of being SpiderWoman.
Like going directly to the wall socket for energy.
When did people decide just not to care about their phone noises going off in public? I’m looking at you Duolingo user on the train…
I didn’t think I would get so invested in The Celebrity Traitors but here we are.
Absolutely FERAL about this.
Whomst could it be?
Which one?
A judge describing me like one of those show cats: Just look at this one! Short everything! Short body, short hair, short attention span. *lifts me up* So FULL of anxiety. *stretches me out* What a specimen - my third best in show!
It Follows is quite unsettling.
I think if it sticks to the back of a spoon it is sauce. If needs concave spoon part to transport, is soup?
@dungeonsanddads.bsky.social Peach Pit had me laughing out loud in the supermarket.
Fairly sure two people moved deliberately away from me.
I too had this conundrum.
Not going to like this because otherwise we’ll never learn.
I find the start of the Star Trek ToS episode ‘The Return of the Archons’ hilarious because they beam down to a planet where everyone initially seems weirdly content and Spock and Kirk are like, ‘what absolute freaks…’
I call it a rousing success for four character names and me being validated in being a Weird Little Guy™️!
Back to more regular running after ankle tendinitis - very grateful to be back out and working through the disappointment of lost fitness. Remembering we all have set backs from time to time.
Now for a recovery iced lolly!
Watching Rudy-
Me: Will ai cry?
My Husband: No, I don’t think so.
***TWO HOURS LATER***
Me: 😭😭😭
When I am feeling spicy I just put my Liked Songs on Spotify on shuffle.
Let the universe pick from 2500 songs and 7 years of changing musical tastes.
Hearing Hotel California playing in the lobby at work does not bode well for the weekend…
Save Our Spooky little souls.
A picture of Anthony Stewart head as Rupert Giles from Buffy, holding a cup of coffee and saying: ‘Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.’
In the wise words of Rupert Giles:
Let’s goooo babeeee!